Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2007

Samantha or Alexis

2007-10-17 11:49:47 · 70 answers · asked by Mario 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:49:46 · 47 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:48:45 · 13 answers · asked by falconman 1 in Polls & Surveys

Santa wasn’t having a good Christmas Eve. Mother Christmas had burnt the mince pies, the reindeers had been joyriding with the sleigh and hit the North Pole head on, the Elves were on strike because they had run out of marshmallows for the hot chocolate and the fairies were sent out to get a Christmas tree and they had been gone for hours. When the fairies returned dragging the tree behind them and they asked Santa “where do you want the tree Santa” Thats why we have fairies on the top of our Xmas trees.

2007-10-17 11:48:10 · 18 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Jokes & Riddles

There's a family. It's Thanksgiving and the parents are later having a feast and inviting high class people. In the meantime the parents get into an argument. The dad calls the mom a b**ch & the mom calls the dad a bas**rd. The son askes his parents what the words mean. He says, "Dad, what's a b**ch?" The dad replies, "A lady." Then the son goes & askes the mom what a bast**d is. she tells him it's a gentlemen. The mom tells the son tell his dad to start shaving. The son does. He's watching his dad shave & the dad cuts himself & says sh*t. The son asks what that means & the dad says it's when you cut your face while shaving. So the boy goes to see his mom and she says f*ck. He's says, "What's that mean?" She tells him that it's when you burn the turky. Then the door rings & the kid goes to answer it. He opens the door and says,"Hello b**ches and bast**ds." The people are shocked at him & ask him where his parents are. He says that my mom's f*cking the turky & my dad's sh*ting his face.

2007-10-17 11:47:53 · 5 answers · asked by Kimchi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-17 11:47:48 · 29 answers · asked by Cookie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Well, do ya punk?

2007-10-17 11:47:47 · 14 answers · asked by Wise Loaf Of Bread 1 in Polls & Surveys

mine is from gwen stefani:

"I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek."

2007-10-17 11:47:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to every question?

2007-10-17 11:45:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Ryan Seacrest and Clay Aiken are "closet homosexuals" in denial.

2007-10-17 11:45:17 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Celebrities

i heard it on the show "brothers & sisters" and i really want to know who sings it. pleae help if you can! thank you!

2007-10-17 11:45:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

2007-10-17 11:45:05 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok. I know that Santana is playing the music in this song, but I don't know who is singing. The song has lyrics that go something like this "Let's don't go and forget about it" I remember the song from Mardi Gras parades, but I can't find the song.

2007-10-17 11:44:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

2007-10-17 11:43:29 · 10 answers · asked by Sweetgirl 1 in Celebrities

2007-10-17 11:42:45 · 33 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ive heard many answers from friends, some of them include Scarface, Ludacris, Lil Wayne, Bun B and of course Chamillionaire... so who takes the cake??

2007-10-17 11:42:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:42:18 · 23 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Polls & Surveys

who would you want to be?
Who would you not want to be?

Quick note Yahoo wants this in "Pregnancy & Parenting > Newborn & Baby" Go Figure!

2007-10-17 11:41:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you had no thumbs? :)

2007-10-17 11:41:26 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know, I know.... this question is like air. it's everywhere(rhyme there ^^ oh, and nother, waw I'm pro) anyway

Chicken of Egg?

BUT

what's your reason? It;'s easy enough to say chicken. or egg..

but, do you really have a reason?

My opinion.

Egg

Something, maybe a pathetic attempt of a pterodactyl mated with another sort of bird.. maybe a dodo.. idk

their offspring then became a sort of species that has never been discovered, then evolved slowly into the modern chicken.

Thus, making the egg come before the chicken.

Birds mate > egg > evolution to the chicken.


what is your reason?

All I really want is a reason.. Just give me one.
don't just say chicken. or whatever.

2007-10-17 11:40:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Song that Phoebe and Contantine sing - everybody loves everybody crys, everybody get hurt sometimes etc (not really sure of all the words). Do you know who sings it and where I can get a copy of the song?

2007-10-17 11:39:45 · 2 answers · asked by Miss Grublet 1 in Soap Operas

They stopped playing music videos except in the early morning and show bad reality and dating shows? Who is Tila Tequila? MTV sucks! Agree? Disagree?

2007-10-17 11:39:24 · 29 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:39:02 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tell them to go send a "Thank You" card to themselves...

Sorry, I'm moody...

2007-10-17 11:39:00 · 14 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

cause i dont.
uhh theres like one.
haha.
it suckkks.
=/

2007-10-17 11:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by |a| 4 in Polls & Surveys

While your Deciding What Q to ask Next`??

2007-10-17 11:38:18 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An immigrant Canuck bartender was having a hard time fitting in. The regulars in the bar constantly teased him day in and day out about how he looked different, talked different, dressed different and acted different than the locals. The Canuck bartender always kept his cool and always had a calm smile and a friendly attitude. Months and months went by while the regulars relentlessly teased the Canuck bartender and he always kept his cool.

Finally, some of the regulars decided that the Canuck might be OK just because he was able to keep his cool all this time. They decided to go as a group and tell him that they were sorry and that they now thought the Canuck was OK by them.

As they expected the Canuck bartender was very gracious. He thanked them for their apology and welcomed them as friends. As a token of his appreciation, with his usual friendly smile he offered "OK, and I promise not to piss in your beers anymore..."

2007-10-17 11:37:48 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-10-17 11:37:35 · 28 answers · asked by Tom B 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-17 11:37:21 · 33 answers · asked by hunniiuk 5 in Polls & Surveys

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son.



"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut; and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.



After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."



The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."



To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

2007-10-17 11:37:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys