A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son.
"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut; and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
2007-10-17 11:37:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha thats funny. Relgious jokes are always great. =D like when the prayer call went off.. and you wanted to ..... like thats like ... in church.. its bad! lo
2007-10-17 13:28:42 · answer #1 · answered by angelicsnowbabii 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Hard to find a good clean joke anymore.
2007-10-17 11:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by jessnbethsmom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will admit that it was kind of funny. I am just waiting for a Southern native to be offended...LOL!
2016-05-23 05:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice but I've seen it a few times before so I didn't chuckle.
2007-10-17 11:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute. I've heard that one before. Jesus walked.
2007-10-17 11:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by Joyful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's agood one TD.. star from me.. and I am going to send this to some more folks..
2007-10-17 12:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love good clean humor!
2007-10-17 12:48:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-10-17 12:36:34 · answer #8 · answered by Lightbright 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before...good one...gonna have to remember that one :-D LOL
2007-10-17 16:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
religious jokes make me chuckle
2007-10-17 11:40:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋