Santa wasn’t having a good Christmas Eve. Mother Christmas had burnt the mince pies, the reindeers had been joyriding with the sleigh and hit the North Pole head on, the Elves were on strike because they had run out of marshmallows for the hot chocolate and the fairies were sent out to get a Christmas tree and they had been gone for hours. When the fairies returned dragging the tree behind them and they asked Santa “where do you want the tree Santa” Thats why we have fairies on the top of our Xmas trees.
2007-10-17 11:48:10 · 18 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was supposed to be a happy time, but wasn't. Santa was really pi**ed. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The Elves were bit**ing about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, and the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk.
They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners.
Santa was beside himself with anger. "I CAN'T believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now and all my reindeer are drunk and my Elves are on strike. I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and she isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas Tree. She says: "Yo, Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of Angels perched atop the Christmas trees came to pass..
2007-10-17 12:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by miki 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I choose a celeb on the magnificent of my yuletide tree. while i grew to become into little my mum had a porcelain angel yuletide topper so I only needed something diverse with my own tree. the two are superb although .
2016-10-13 00:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of people mistaken faeries with angels, when both are not the same!. I think most people put angels on top of the Christmas tree, never heard of faeries, coz it aint their thing,know what I'm saying? Faeries ain't digging them tress. You just piss them off. :-p
2007-10-17 17:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by BMXKid 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard of Fairies on the tree?
in the US we have angels, are you not in the US?
(the UK perhaps?) and you all use fairies there?
2007-10-17 12:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Buzz B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who said an angel sat on top of a non existant stable & gave 2 fictional characters a baby ? were you there you god botherin morons?
2007-10-20 08:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by george d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If by Fairies you mean Gay men then by all means stick it to em .But I allways thought it was an Angel not a fairy
2007-10-17 13:01:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't put a FAIRY on top, you put an ANGEL on top, because when Jesus was born an angel was above the stable
2007-10-17 12:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would taste funny if you put it in the Xmas pud
2007-10-17 12:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christmas? Woss that all about then?
Don't even start.
2007-10-17 13:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋