Star me if you think this joke is funny or if you haven't heard it.?

Question

There's a family. It's Thanksgiving and the parents are later having a feast and inviting high class people. In the meantime the parents get into an argument. The dad calls the mom a b**ch & the mom calls the dad a bas**rd. The son askes his parents what the words mean. He says, "Dad, what's a b**ch?" The dad replies, "A lady." Then the son goes & askes the mom what a bast**d is. she tells him it's a gentlemen. The mom tells the son tell his dad to start shaving. The son does. He's watching his dad shave & the dad cuts himself & says sh*t. The son asks what that means & the dad says it's when you cut your face while shaving. So the boy goes to see his mom and she says f*ck. He's says, "What's that mean?" She tells him that it's when you burn the turky. Then the door rings & the kid goes to answer it. He opens the door and says,"Hello b**ches and bast**ds." The people are shocked at him & ask him where his parents are. He says that my mom's f*cking the turky & my dad's sh*ting his face.

No gary I meant ever word I said. Not what you said. Even if that's how you've heard it, this is how I did.

Answer 1

LMFAO!!!! I've never heard that one before. Good one!!! What a creative little boy!

Answer 2

it's "my dad's in the bathroom sh*ting"

Answer 3

never heard it and i thought it was really funny!

Answer 4

haha I've heard it, but it will always be funny!!!

Answer 5

hahhhahhahha, lOL, LOl, LOL, LOL CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!