A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary clinic. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning in a few moments with a beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet escorted the dog from the room and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and delicately sniffed the bird. The cat then sat back, shook it's head, meowed and ran out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but, like I said, your parrot is most definitely 100% certifiably dead." He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!" she cried. "A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS just to tell me my bird is dead?!"

The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would only have been £20, but... what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.....

2007-10-15 14:46:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you have ESP?

I have it, Deja Vu happens to me alot.

My mother has a sever case of it, she's sees my grandfather in her dreams sometimes. He's been dead for over 30 years. He told my mother that she was a having a boy then 3 years later a girl. He also talked about an accident that was going to happen. My mother told my dad that going on the trip was a bad idea, and guess what? There was a tractor trailer accident.

2007-10-15 14:46:44 · 24 answers · asked by Mr.Triple-Crown 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the last three thoughts you just had?

2007-10-15 14:44:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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