A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary clinic. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning in a few moments with a beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet escorted the dog from the room and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and delicately sniffed the bird. The cat then sat back, shook it's head, meowed and ran out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but, like I said, your parrot is most definitely 100% certifiably dead." He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.
The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS!" she cried. "A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS just to tell me my bird is dead?!"
The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would only have been £20, but... what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan.....
2007-10-15 14:46:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am just out of bed and there is nothing like a good laugh to wake you up properly. hahahahaha
2007-10-15 22:00:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My year old lab was hit by a car last Janurary. He had a collaped lung, torn acl, broken ribs, and nerve damage in his leg. He had to stay at the vet for about 2 weeks. After that he had to have his leg amputated and 2 different surgerys to replace his acl. A Year later all of our bills racked up to about 3,000 and our vet gave us a huge discount. Oh it has been about a year since this happened and the pup is fine. He doesn't even notice he is missing a leg. I know some people think it is crazy to spend this much on an animal, but it was the least I could do. I am diabetic and I can not tell you how many time he has woken me up in the middle of the night because of low sugars I would otherwise slept through.
2016-04-09 00:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never hear that one before very good mate have a big star
2007-10-15 22:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Star for you
=oP
2007-10-15 17:12:36 · answer #4 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL Them fecking cats are getting more and more expensive by the day
2007-10-17 07:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahaaaaa nice one mate.
2007-10-16 04:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-15 14:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you are still on top form hun, keep posting, keep me laughing, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-16 00:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old & very corny
i expect much better
it's quality not quantity
apparently
2007-10-17 08:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend.
That is simply the oldest joke ever.
Shame on you for even repeating it.
Still, it is probably also the best ever joke.
Thanks.
2007-10-15 14:56:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋