Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2007

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

2007-10-13 09:55:46 · 28 answers · asked by Jessy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-13 09:55:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:54:58 · 22 answers · asked by oreomonster 2 in Polls & Surveys

that makes you... five minutes smarter than the people around you? What?:)

2007-10-13 09:54:50 · 7 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:54:38 · 45 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:50:43 · 11 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:50:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

at keeping your passions in... a leash? What do you do for that?

2007-10-13 09:49:35 · 5 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:48:59 · 19 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

if you could perform any one song live onstage, for a huge audience...what would it be....and what would you be doing...as far as singing, instrument,etc....? Iv'e asked this before...just liked the response...

2007-10-13 09:48:28 · 18 answers · asked by Ginz 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-10-13 09:46:21 · 23 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:46:09 · 63 answers · asked by Ohioguy95 6 in Polls & Surveys

As is the usual case, please add any relevant comment as you like.

Thanks!

2007-10-13 09:44:09 · 4 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Don't get offended by this joke, its only a joke hehe. Hitler walks into a bar and goes to a man. The man goes " arent you dead?" Hitler goes " I've came back to kill 6,000 jews, and a clown." The man goes " why a clown?" Hilter goes " See, no-one cares about those damn jews!"

2007-10-13 09:44:05 · 9 answers · asked by Crystal :) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

you're tired to talk about because it seems that nobody understands you?

2007-10-13 09:43:52 · 8 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:43:13 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

what is your idea of a nice place to eat ?

2007-10-13 09:43:09 · 58 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

My son was supposed to clean up the dog poo this morning...and "forgot", so today when he jumped down from a tree he was climbing, he got a handful of it.....
lmfao....

2007-10-13 09:40:46 · 37 answers · asked by Mrzknowitall GCG 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:40:23 · 48 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

i like the Red socks...

2007-10-13 09:40:15 · 21 answers · asked by Blah 6 in Polls & Surveys

Aluminum
Microwave
Brother
Married
Bee
Sting
Honey

2007-10-13 09:38:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know what mine is.

2007-10-13 09:36:38 · 28 answers · asked by Crissy C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Don't you?

2007-10-13 09:36:23 · 18 answers · asked by Sweet Cheeks 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:36:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 09:35:42 · 23 answers · asked by oh really? 4 in Polls & Surveys

i use both

2007-10-13 09:35:25 · 9 answers · asked by 2bit 7 in Polls & Surveys

No doubt Aneek is excellent but so was Raja and Amaanat but it was really biased becoz of the raving,stupid comments of Himesh Reshamiya.He kept on harping on the age factor to win sympathy and votes for Aneek .Hes most unfair with no sportsmanship qualities,with bad temper ,not fit to be a host or judge.Hes totally over rated.He spoilt the whole show with his idiotic comments and arguments.

2007-10-13 09:33:58 · 13 answers · asked by eskay 3 in Celebrities

A brunette guy and a blonde girl walk into an elevator. The blonde says "T.G.I.F." and so the guy says "S.H.I.T.". So the blonde says again "T.G.I.F." and the guys still says "S.H.I.T.". One more time, the blonde says "T.G.I.F." and the guys says "S.H.I.T.". So now the blonde says "T.G.I.F. means "Thank god it's Friday"'. And the guy says "S.H.I.T. means "Sorry honey it's Thursday"!"

2007-10-13 09:33:15 · 29 answers · asked by hoppinhippos79 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-13 09:32:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The pop of my gum
The sound of Anza pencil tapping
The beep of Jessicas cell phone
Timmy's kicking Steven
Steven's bothering Austin
Brendon's making an @ss of himself
I turn to Jess and smile
She knows what I'm thinking
Finally the bell rings
Thank freakin' god
And the heavens above
I can finally get out
Of English class


NOTE: This is a poem I'm going to attempt to write in my friends Yearbook, you don't know who these people are (unless you're in my school)...so judge it on the flow and sh!t like that...not the meaning..

2007-10-13 09:32:13 · 9 answers · asked by ♫♥░Kelze is like WOAH░♥♫ 3 in Polls & Surveys