A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
2007-10-13 09:55:46 · 28 answers · asked by Jessy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-13 09:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Pug the Mighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds all tousled to me and extremely immature. he's putting round with a 16 365 days old and falling out at the same time with her because he cant get a shag....and he's your boyfriend of four years?! wow...... you actually favor to get rid of this loser. Ask him immediately out whats happening. attempt to be able to inform if he's lieing for your face?! If it truly is actual deffinately leave him. do not supply it a 2d idea. If he's doing this then god knows what percentage ppl he's actual cheated on you with! it is going to damage for a lengthy time period yet beleive me you receives over it with time. often times you should flow by using discomfort to go back out more desirable the different end! it's going to be truly worth it contained in the longer time period. purely imagine.....in case you stay with this sorry excuse of a boy you;ll purely finally end up getting more desirable damage as time is going by using and then it's going to be even harder to leave him and also you may finally end up dropping more desirable of your existence with him.
2016-10-09 04:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke Body
2007-10-13 10:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by jflo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's funny I thought that at the end she was going to kill herself and then the woman was going to be like someone that her boyfriend was helping or being helped by.
2007-10-13 10:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by xoxotoriii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. How isshe going to shoot him if she shoots herself first. I hope you write more jokes on here because I love a good laugh.
2007-10-13 09:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO DATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIBRARY LOL HAHAHA
thnx for the points
2007-10-13 10:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by finn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha im suprised she knew how to use a gun.maybe tis a water gun she bought at wow.
2007-10-13 10:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! that's the like, first blonde joke I've ever understood!
2007-10-13 09:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sky B 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No but that was funny lol ha ha ha
2007-10-13 09:59:54 · answer #9 · answered by brittanyedwardsakab 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-10-13 10:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Ginz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heyyyyyyyyy no blonde jokes
2007-10-13 09:59:33 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Kristen♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋