Entertainment & Music - 12 October 2007

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

2007-10-12 20:21:51 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-12 20:16:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 20:14:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His new copilot is Chinese, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”

“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”

“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”

“No, no,” the copilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”

“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”

There are a few minutes of silence. “No rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.

“Why not?” asks the captain.

“Jews sink Titanic.”

“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain; “It was an iceberg!”

“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah… all same.”

2007-10-12 20:14:43 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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hmm, *strokes chin* i thenk so!

2007-10-12 20:14:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mc Donalds or KFC ??

2007-10-12 20:13:59 · 25 answers · asked by nickson faction 7 in Polls & Surveys

for my work in P & S?
"Saving the World one Answer at a time".

2007-10-12 20:12:27 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

They do me and when I laugh out aloud when the family are around I get some really strange looks though no one says anything LOL>

2007-10-12 20:09:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

enough is enough!! it is so overrated when is horrible in every possible way. if you want to see musical disney is NOT the place to go for any reason. in the second they were practically naked even. the acting, singing, and dancing is so fake and corny anyway. it seems like everyone at my school is talking about it when i'm just screaming in my head. what are your thoughts about it? everything and everywhere is HSM it seems!

2007-10-12 20:06:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

All hail the rise of the idiots......

2007-10-12 20:05:03 · 27 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think there should be a charity for people to make them look good, and yes, you can keep $1 of my income tax refund to accomplish this

2007-10-12 20:03:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

overrated. Agree or disagree, and why?

2007-10-12 20:02:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-12 20:01:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 20:01:21 · 16 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

of your achievements?

2007-10-12 20:01:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 19:57:59 · 18 answers · asked by Optimus Prime 4 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know let's say it was not fixable and you had no cash to replace it or so for a whole year!!. ....and NO you CAN'T HAVE access to anyone else's computer!! Would you be like fine life goes on or I can't survive without my comp/net, etc..?

2007-10-12 19:57:47 · 17 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

i dont..

people say its a very awkward time but all i remember is having boobs one day..

2007-10-12 19:57:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 19:54:23 · 10 answers · asked by justkinding 2 in Polls & Surveys

I do! yummy! I'm eating toasts right now :P what about you?

2007-10-12 19:53:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 19:52:12 · 10 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i would like them to be kind of touching or inspirational also. i would prefer there to be a story behind it.

or, if there are any good christian rock bands that you like, feel free to share. not too hard rock, i would like upbeat bands.
(upbeat for band suggestions, not the song that tells a story.)

thanks!

2007-10-12 19:51:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

are absolutely no words to describe it to someone ?? what to do ??

2007-10-12 19:47:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Johnny Cash's version.........

2007-10-12 19:47:20 · 5 answers · asked by sleepy 4 in Country

I made a joke about how I would like someone to take advantage of me and someone made a comment saying my question won't be around for long like they are going to report it ...can't they tell I am just joking

2007-10-12 19:45:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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*thenks* i thenk i wud wan it to be surpise!! ha put i hate surpises, so maybe ill change my mind aheh *scratches head sheepishlee*

2007-10-12 19:43:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-12 19:40:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I am personally annoyed by those:

- would you get in a large tub of... for a certain amount of money.
- those ones where they ask how they look.
- the racist and biased ones
- the ones where they ask to give stars and try to get to an unattainable amount of answers

What do you personally think is annoying?

2007-10-12 19:38:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My future wife is gonna come in and there's little yellow feathers and bits of tape everywhere....what am I going to say......he just exploded.

2007-10-12 19:37:38 · 17 answers · asked by sleepy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks Ignorant Girl... I heart you too!

2007-10-12 19:36:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys