Entertainment & Music - 10 October 2007

says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your a55."

2007-10-10 05:50:11 · 11 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-10 05:49:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Who dont know little Johnny Jokes.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, Mommy, can little girls have babies?
No,said his mom, of course not.
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, It's okay, we can play that game again!


and for you office folk..

The Secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The Boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My lawyer

2007-10-10 05:48:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

have any you want to share?

2007-10-10 05:47:27 · 51 answers · asked by the drizzle is a chick! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm at work and my coworker is listening to country music. It seems a few songs refer to "honky tonk". WTF is HT??? Thanks

2007-10-10 05:47:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

If True, share your experience please.

2007-10-10 05:47:16 · 20 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A site which gives the description of anime series most of them...

2007-10-10 05:47:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

its on this music myspace.
the second song.
"SORRY"

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=254260405&MyToken=20d0a5ad-8478-4db5-bb84-d64521d15bf6

2007-10-10 05:46:51 · 2 answers · asked by Max N 1 in Other - Music

.....a container with no hinge, key, nor lid.....yet golden treasure inside is hid....

2007-10-10 05:45:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If True, share your experience please.

2007-10-10 05:45:36 · 8 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

how could the actors have acted differently?

2007-10-10 05:45:24 · 6 answers · asked by anne 1 in Movies

2007-10-10 05:45:04 · 12 answers · asked by ............ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would like to know what happened to the passengers on the Marie Celeste, or just what the Bermuda Triangle is all about.

2007-10-10 05:44:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:44:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If True, share your experience please.

2007-10-10 05:43:53 · 23 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:43:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ever wondered why you always got those dark crimson roses from your beloved or your spouse on Valentine’s Day or on your anniversary?
Do you know why people often carry white roses to funerals?
Remember how you longed for the bright yellow ones, in those out-of-the-world ecstatic moments?
Well, here’s the reason—each color of rose has a different story to tell and each story has a unique occasion. As the most enduring social emblem of beauty and love, roses inspire various feelings in both the receiver and the giver. And when it’s the month of June, you got to celebrate with these lovely roses of various shades to let your dear ones know how much you care.
But why June? Is that what you ask? Well, June is the Rose Month—a month to sweeten up your sweetheart, warm up your buddies and cozy up to your folks at home with the roses or the rosy wishes !
Legend about the color of the rose can also be traced back to Roman myths.

2007-10-10 05:42:32 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:42:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:41:54 · 38 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

i went on like a camping expedition..its called duke of edinburgh last week.
i am making a video of all the photos we took but i dont now what music to use???
any suggestions??
♥

2007-10-10 05:41:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:40:32 · 4 answers · asked by wolvie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:39:47 · 12 answers · asked by Scooter_loves_his_dad 7 in Movies

i think this is ridiculous... why not focus more energy and money on banning guns.. or people who have come into the country unaccounted for?

2007-10-10 05:39:39 · 10 answers · asked by wolvie 6 in Polls & Surveys

yeah jay a i'd like to know the lyrics to "chaka khan's" angel. the respondents did exactly what you and i did. checked and got the lyrics to i think that's angie stone. at any rate they obviously have NO clue. so my question to every one who responded knowing damn well they don't know the song is "WHY? just say NO I don't know!

2007-10-10 05:38:12 · 3 answers · asked by tolivia 2 in Lyrics

2007-10-10 05:37:50 · 13 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:37:39 · 16 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

Erik tried to fix off a plastic spoon
19 years ended way too soon
Danny drank 2 fifths of Jack a day
It didn't take long to go out that way
Sean put a .38 to his head
While his girlfriend watched the walls turn red

A few more people who died who died
A few more people who died who died
They were all my friends and they died

Bobby's body wasn't found for two weeks
"Causes unknown" is what they told me
Scotty's heart gave out goin down the road
For too long it pulled too much of a load
Daddy took a ride on the old H train
He was 29 when he died
The day that I turned 5

A few more people who died who died
And I loved them all, but they died

Tim dropped some pills and he got in a fight
Fell and hit his head, he went out like a light
Leighton disappeared for a couple of weeks
They found him lying face down in the street
Marci was a girl with a heart of gold
She was only 20 when she died! She left a 2 year old!

A few more people who died who died...

2007-10-10 05:37:13 · 11 answers · asked by St. Dave 5 in Polls & Surveys

the movie

2007-10-10 05:36:40 · 7 answers · asked by chey_13dog05 2 in Movies

1. Smile for the camera!
2. You're almost as good as my ex!

2007-10-10 05:35:36 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-10 05:35:03 · 18 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys