Who dont know little Johnny Jokes.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, Mommy, can little girls have babies?
No,said his mom, of course not.
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, It's okay, we can play that game again!
and for you office folk..
The Secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The Boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?
Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My lawyer
2007-10-10 05:48:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yaayyyy!
Nicely Done!
You're So Talented!
2007-10-10 07:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Answer to the first joke: His mother should have been trying to see what little Johnny was up to!
Answer to the second joke: Oh, she's going to file a lawsuit against his @ss! I bet he didn't see that coming!
2007-10-10 06:25:42 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the first one!
2007-10-10 05:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats is soooooooooooooooooooo
not funny
ha ha
2007-10-10 05:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha.
2007-10-10 06:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋