Entertainment & Music - 5 October 2007

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, f*cking beautiful!'"

2007-10-05 06:35:15 · 21 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i must have gotten that over a dozen times today and just wanted to thank everybody for their support. =)

2007-10-05 06:35:14 · 15 answers · asked by ♣4x4 is 91♠ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:34:59 · 23 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm curious to see those results.

2007-10-05 06:34:26 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.

By mistake, he went to 365 WEST East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised but intrigued him.

She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover and someone would be with him soon.

He loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered.

Finally the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead entered and found him sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.

"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."

"Well," he said, "if you're going to complain about an inch then I'll take my business elsewhere."

2007-10-05 06:34:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-05 06:32:25 · 10 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

I know...but they keep telling me to ask something (drat) and it's all I could think of!

2007-10-05 06:31:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is Viggo Mortensen's charachters name and rank in the movie Titanic?

2007-10-05 06:30:12 · 5 answers · asked by joie_333 2 in Movies

if you go to nbc site and click on er web site he still is listed on shows cast.

2007-10-05 06:29:58 · 1 answers · asked by tommartella1 1 in Comics & Animation

McDonalds!!

2007-10-05 06:28:02 · 10 answers · asked by ♥~Onyx~♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:28:01 · 22 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

The white guy says I bet the both of you I can jump out the window and live. The bar is a couple stories high so it's not possible. They say ok, I'll buy your drinks for the night if you can jump out and come back in one piece. The white guy jumps out the window and seconds later enters the bar and sits down. The Mexican says if you can do it so can I and I want you to buy my drinks for the rest of the night. The black guy and white guy agree to pay for his drinks and he jumps from the window. Splat goes the mexican. Bewildered the black guy asks how he made it withought ending up dead. The white guy smerks and says I'm superman and I never have to pay for my drinks.

2007-10-05 06:27:18 · 18 answers · asked by robbodabbo2004 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-05 06:24:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:24:12 · 4 answers · asked by daljack -a girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:23:28 · 29 answers · asked by C Deezy McCain 3 in Polls & Surveys

or does it just always find you?

2007-10-05 06:22:48 · 9 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

well classes are changing now so bye everyone and by the way whats ur favorite color?

2007-10-05 06:20:09 · 15 answers · asked by Blake 5 in Polls & Surveys

Coz he's really hungry. He goes up to the counter and looks at the 'today's special' board. It just so happens to be toasties.
'Can I have a cheese toastie?' the rabbit enquired.
The chef gets him a cheese toastie. The rabbit eats it. It's delicious, but it hasn't filled that gap in his stomach.
'Ok, can I have a ham and mushroom toastie?' again, the rabbit asks.
Another toastie is presented to him. He eats it, but no, he's still a tad hungry.
'Right, can I have the Mediterranean Deuleux special please?' Yet another toastie is brought to him. And finally, his stomach is comfortably full.
The rabbit walks out the cafe and dies.

Another customer walks into the cafe and goes up to the man at the counter.
'Dude, there's a dead rabbit outside your cafe'
'Indeed' the cafe owner replies 'MIXED-A-MY-TOASTIES'

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....

Yay? Or not?

2007-10-05 06:20:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm hoping for some sweet lovin but if that doesn't happen, I'll settle for some cupcakes.

2007-10-05 06:19:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:17:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm rocking out to "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica here at work...hey, it's Friday :)

2007-10-05 06:17:24 · 11 answers · asked by The Trooper 6 in Polls & Surveys

she has just finished this one of me !!!

im not sure

she wants to put it on ebay

2007-10-05 06:16:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:16:23 · 13 answers · asked by Miss Rachel 5 in Movies

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.

St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."

The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Peter thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.

The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.

All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?"

The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her *** in it!"

2007-10-05 06:15:41 · 13 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-05 06:15:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which will you take on the grilled chicken and steak kebabs I just made?

2007-10-05 06:15:40 · 15 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

a cute little blue smiley face and a sweet hula hoopin' bunny????

I do and I think they're adorable!!!!
xoxoxo

2007-10-05 06:15:26 · 8 answers · asked by Kim 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-05 06:14:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you the most responses?

2007-10-05 06:14:17 · 8 answers · asked by C Deezy McCain 3 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, so maybe some people aren't comfortable looking for things on search engines. I'm assuming those who provide the "Google it" answers are. Why can't answerers step up and do it? Only takes an extra minute or so to ACTUALLY HELP these question askers, and then you've earned your two points!

I make a lot of points, for example, looking for and analyzing song lyrics for askers. Many other posters' replies are to put "www.azlyrics.com" or "google it" for an answer. I find those people totally not in tune (pun intended) with what is supposed to be going on here. I made Level 7 in five months (with a Best Answer rate of 26%) by actually hitting the links and posting, instead of irresponsibly pushing the work back on the askers.

I say if you're not interested in the work, don't post.

I welcome your replies. Are the questioners lazy for not doing the research? Or is it the "Google it" answerers who are holding back?

2007-10-05 06:14:06 · 8 answers · asked by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 in Polls & Surveys