One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, f*cking beautiful!'"
2007-10-05 06:35:15 · 21 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny
2007-10-05 06:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnny used the word beautiful and it turned out beautifully naughty! :D LOLZ SOO WORTH A STAR
2007-10-05 07:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad lol =D wonder what the teacher said after that =P
2007-10-05 06:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Little Jimmy needs a button for that lip LOL Good one and wewll worth a STAR
2007-10-05 07:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe, you can always count on little johnny to lower the tone, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-05 15:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that brings back memories that what was said when they told my dad at dinner that i going to have a baby at 17 yrs old
2007-10-06 13:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 06:57:35 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Lil Johnny at it again. star for you hun, thx
2007-10-05 06:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute a little kid would repeat what their parents would say
2007-10-05 06:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by DIMPLES08 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaaaa, glad to see you back honey, loved it
2007-10-05 14:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋