Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.
St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."
The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Peter thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.
The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.
All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?"
The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her *** in it!"
2007-10-05 06:15:41 · 13 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha nice star for you.
2007-10-05 06:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Unsure 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bonjour madam lol, very humorous, heres one for you: A cop pulls over a vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it incredibly is a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed a great form of indications that stated 40-one, not fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, this is incredibly not the cost decrease, it fairly is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me understand. i would be greater careful." At this factor, the cop seems in the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect with your persons decrease back there? they are shaking something undesirable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we in basic terms have been given off highway one 0 one." lol get excitement from aurevoir
2016-10-21 03:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely poem. And so true now that a lot of young people ar becoming nuns. It's among the Bill Gates and divine Jones one.
2007-10-05 06:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 06:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-05 07:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am NUN the wiser could you explain it to me .lol
2007-10-05 08:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good have a star
2007-10-05 07:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-05 07:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-05 06:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by wowawes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my child, this kinda joke earns a ruler
2007-10-05 06:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 01:05:09 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋