Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2007

Kick the bucket, slept in the Lord, passed on, no longer with us etc.

2007-10-02 23:11:24 · 14 answers · asked by Smokin Gun! 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Living the "American Dream"?????

2007-10-02 23:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 23:10:12 · 9 answers · asked by jester 4 in Polls & Surveys

In Germany we eat Rollmops.
That is rolled up Hering with gurken and onion in it.

2007-10-02 23:09:20 · 28 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight"?
She said: "That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

He said: " What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said:" Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

He said:" Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said:"I would, but you're never there"!

He said:" Why don't women blink during foreplay?"
She said:"They don't have time!"

He said:" Why are married women heavier than single women?"
She said:" Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."!!!

Star if you like please! Thank you!

2007-10-02 23:09:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do.... I just can't stand it when i know somethings in there.

2007-10-02 23:03:49 · 20 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like to read these kind of jokes and I tried to figure out some of my own. Please give me a star if you think it's funny. There should be 3 lines every joke. The first line is the good, second is bad, and third is ugly.

You managed to dance
naked
in the highway.

You got a black belt in Kung Fu
but you got beaten
by your grandmother.

You got a new sister
with no ears
but talks a lot.

You got 100 vouchers from McDonald's
and 50% of them are expired
but you ate the other 50.

You got a boyfriend
who's cheating on you
with another boy.

2007-10-02 23:01:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

All the ITV channels, and Channel 4 seem to have gone from Freeview today - on both my TVs. Has this happened to anyone else and, if so, do you know what's up?

2007-10-02 22:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

I have just had one and it made think.....

2007-10-02 22:59:30 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys



2007-10-02 22:58:47 · 18 answers · asked by oohay 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think i would probably do it, jobs come and go but this is probably a once in a life time experience.

2007-10-02 22:58:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Because i Do not know if you guys have noticed but Beyonce is very beautiful while Jay-z looks like a fugly camel. But you have to admit he is a camel with millions of dollars. So is Beyonce a Gold Digger?

2007-10-02 22:57:31 · 8 answers · asked by Steve G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 22:57:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my dad is a bruce springsteen fan and says that he is better than any other artist. Queen is my favourite band and he says that if they both had a live show bruce would sell out faster than queen. Basically my question is who do you like better queen or bruce springsteen.

2007-10-02 22:53:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 22:52:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny had just been put to bed for the umpteenth time and his mother's patience was wearing thin.
"If I hear you call Mother one more time, you will be punished", she warned him sternly.
For a while it was quiet and then she heard a small voice call from the top of the stairs,
"Mrs.
Jones?.
Can I have a drink of water?."

2007-10-02 22:50:17 · 8 answers · asked by xyz 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Girls name their cars too, right? Come on, girls, don't let the only the guys answer....

2007-10-02 22:40:30 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

The Little Boy

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A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet ," says the little boy.

His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.

Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, " Are you going to tell him, or shall I?"

2007-10-02 22:40:05 · 3 answers · asked by shami742003 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I listened to a song over 800 times-literally on my mp3 player, & I STILL don't know the words to it by heart. How I know, it shows how many times you played a song. One of my favorite songs.

2007-10-02 22:40:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would visit the world of Middle Earth maybe visit the White City, or i would visit the temple city of Angkor Wat in Cambodia where part of the first Tomb Raider movie was filmed.

2007-10-02 22:39:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hollywood hiring an overweight woman? I mean really...that is sick and twisted...

2007-10-02 22:37:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-02 22:36:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 22:34:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Give everyone a Star today...it will surely perk everyone up. It's free and makes everybody feel good.
Most Asker's never see one....just check out the list of question and you will see what I mean.

2007-10-02 22:31:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥♥
Except for HALLOWEEN!

2007-10-02 22:30:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I put it a hat on and I saw Judas Rabbi... to tell you my truth!


http://www.yahoo.com/s/695221

2007-10-02 22:28:25 · 18 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys

and check to see who and what was going on here in P&S??

I've done a few times!!

2007-10-02 22:27:40 · 21 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-02 22:25:14 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."

"Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will give you your diagnosis and plan of treatment."

The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he took a sample of urine down to the drugstore. Finding the machine, he poured in the urine and deposited $10. The machine began to buzz and various lights flashed on and off. After a short pause, a slip of paper popped out on which was printed:

You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water twice a day. Avoid heavy labor. Your elbow will be better in two weeks.

That evening as the man contemplated this breakthrough in medical science, he began to suspect fraud. To test his theory he mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and teenage daughter. To top it all off, he masturbated into the jar. He took this concoction down to the drugstore, poured it in the machine and deposited $10. The machine went through the same buzzing and flashing routine as before then printed out the following message:

Your tap water has lead. Get a filter.
Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins.
Your daughter is on drugs. Get her in rehab.
Your wife is pregnant. It's not your baby. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off your tennis elbow will never get better.

2007-10-02 22:23:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-02 22:22:59 · 3 answers · asked by Shdow 1 in Comics & Animation