I like to read these kind of jokes and I tried to figure out some of my own. Please give me a star if you think it's funny. There should be 3 lines every joke. The first line is the good, second is bad, and third is ugly.
You managed to dance
naked
in the highway.
You got a black belt in Kung Fu
but you got beaten
by your grandmother.
You got a new sister
with no ears
but talks a lot.
You got 100 vouchers from McDonald's
and 50% of them are expired
but you ate the other 50.
You got a boyfriend
who's cheating on you
with another boy.
2007-10-02 23:01:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your boy is getting fasionable
he's a cross dresser
he looks better than you
2007-10-02 23:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yaeh! Cool jkoes aigan, msity! I wlil gvie you a satr tehn for all the efofrts you did so far. Plesae sahre the blsseings you have to the wrold and put a simle on thier fcaes!!!
Go! Msity the Mreamid!! The wrold is simling at you!!
I hpoe you had fun redanig this coz i had fun wirtnig this!!!
2007-10-03 06:28:49 · answer #2 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Funny!
Here's another one.
Your daughter got a new job
as a prostitute
She makes more money than you do.
2007-10-03 06:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is a personal one..
i finally got married
my husband converted to islam
now he wants a second wife
2007-10-03 08:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah....lol....all of you your jokes were great....thanks for making my day....star*...ENJOY!!!
2007-10-03 06:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by T.S.N.M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋