Little Johnny had just been put to bed for the umpteenth time and his mother's patience was wearing thin.
"If I hear you call Mother one more time, you will be punished", she warned him sternly.
For a while it was quiet and then she heard a small voice call from the top of the stairs,
"Mrs.
Jones?.
Can I have a drink of water?."
2007-10-02 22:50:17 · 8 answers · asked by xyz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute Red. A star for you for being able to tell a "clean" little Johnny joke.
2007-10-02 23:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SO-SO 5/10
2007-10-02 23:51:18 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little Johnny is in school he gets up and asks the teacher ha teech i gotta pee can i go?the teacher said to johnny well the proper way to ask to go to the bathroom is to say you have to urinate. now I want you to use it in a sentance. little johnny said ok well teech your an 8 but if you had bigger t*** you would be a 10
2007-10-03 02:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by frank b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now not dangerous ,little Johny used to be requested via his trainer to provide a sentence to exhibit he new the which means of the fascinate. he responded sally who lives subsequent door has such gigantic t*ts she has a cardigan with 9 buttons on however can handiest fasten 8
2016-09-05 15:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ms. Red, can we have another!
2007-10-02 22:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that sounds like my niece
2007-10-03 03:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahaahaha :)
2007-10-02 22:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-03 03:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋