Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2007

New courses have been made available this academic year for wives / girlfriends. Although enrolment figures are high I believe that some spaces are still available.

The following Training courses are now available:-

Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits
Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome:You Don't Need New Shoes Every Day
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.
Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too
Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His
Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First
Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging
Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share
Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Introduction to Petrol
Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space
Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Petrol Cap Off
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption
Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People
PMS: Your Problem... Not His
Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To
Sex: It's For Married Couples Too
Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
TV Remotes: For Men Only

2007-09-26 01:09:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Ever asked a cop if he was one of the villiage people?

;)~

2007-09-26 01:09:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you prefer to swirl your tongue round the head, or lick up from the base?

when enjoying a lollipop?

2007-09-26 01:08:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it raining there?

2007-09-26 01:07:26 · 21 answers · asked by Grants a tractor luvr! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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THIS IS WHY PARENTS GET CRAZY/A boss wondered why one of his most-valued employees hadn't phoned in sick 1 day

He dialed the employers home and was greeted with a Child's whisper,
"Hello"
"Is your daddy home?",he asked
"Yes",whispered the small voice
"May I talk with him?"
"No"
Surprised the boss asked,
"Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the boy whispered,"No"
Hoping there was someone with whom he could talk,
the boss Asked,"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes",whispered the boy,"a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing there,the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No,he's busy",whispered the child
"Busy doing what?"
Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman",came the answer
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter,the boss asked,
"What's that noise?"
"A helicopter" ...
"What is going on there?!",asked the boss
Whispering the child answered,"The search team just landed The helicopter"
Concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,"What are they searching For?!!"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle

"ME"

2007-09-26 01:06:13 · 6 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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List of action verbs that demonstrate the effects of sunlight.?

2007-09-26 01:06:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone want to give me a heads up and what i did wrong?

2007-09-26 01:05:27 · 11 answers · asked by rev. jay mccain ( . ) ( . ) 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite Condiments?

2007-09-26 01:05:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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in what type of mood u are ?

2007-09-26 01:04:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Gentlemen: Would you drive a hot pink car?

it can be any car you like, but it HAS to be pink, and you can't paint it or sell it.

2007-09-26 01:03:58 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Simple poll, easy points!! Just tell me...?

What color clothing are you wearing?

2007-09-26 01:03:53 · 24 answers · asked by chiquiz08 3 in Polls & Surveys

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me again not either of them two films?

its not fallen or dreamcatcher they to new at the begining of the film its a men talking saying hes gonna tell you about a time he nearly died if thats any help

2007-09-26 01:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by paulturner1974 2 in Movies

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So what's on the agenda today?

2007-09-26 01:02:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you push all the buttons on the elevator right when you are stepping out?

just feeling mischievous

2007-09-26 01:00:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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need the country song about the boy wanting to grow up to be just like dad?

2007-09-26 01:00:02 · 19 answers · asked by TA122 1 in Country

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do u sometimes feel like flying?

2007-09-26 00:59:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What will bring you right back here to me?

Morning friends. ♥

2007-09-26 00:59:32 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Cherry♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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This is very deep question? please think well then answer it?

How many miles you went down? LOL

2007-09-26 00:58:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jane Doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

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british music?

is it me or is british music getting better and better?
groups like little man tate are fantastic, also listening to scouting for girls at the moment and can't wait for jack penate album to come out, check some of these out you won't regrete it, all on youtube

2007-09-26 00:58:02 · 8 answers · asked by roger the alien 2 in Other - Music

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Now is the time for a really serious poll!?

How many people will own up up to ( after consuming a large amount of alcahol) falling over whilst getting into or out of trousers This is by no means offensive as Kate did it on BB.

2007-09-26 00:57:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you bribe me???

What would you give me to give you the 10 points?

What would you give me to give you a kiss?

Which would you prefer?

2007-09-26 00:57:12 · 9 answers · asked by ele 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Ahhhh...Maria...?

Finally Together
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn’t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria’s time also came.

At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?" Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"

2007-09-26 00:56:50 · 5 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Black People: BET vs. TV One?

I am with TV One how about you? It's positive and shows us in a positive light I think. What do you think?

http://www.tvoneonline.com/

2007-09-26 00:56:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

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Little Billy?

Little billy runs into class and says: "Miss theres a dead cat in the playground".
"How do you know its dead?" the teacher asks.
Billy replies: "I p*ssed in its ear and it didnt move at all."
aghast. the teacher exclaims: "you did what?."
Billy says: "I went pssst in its ear and it never moved."

2007-09-26 00:54:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If all of my teeth rotted out of my mouth?

Would that be nature's way of telling me to drink chocolate milkshakes for the rest of my life?

2007-09-26 00:53:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys