Finally Together
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn’t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria’s time also came.
At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."
A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?" Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"
2007-09-26 00:56:50 · 5 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
She can do it with legs closed.............i think
2007-09-26 05:57:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh Maria!!!.....Good one!
2007-09-26 08:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, actually fits someone I know, sad isn't it
2007-09-26 08:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by butterflytam1970 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-09-26 08:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
2007-09-26 08:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by ele 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋