Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2007

Is your name Leon?
I just wanted to know if there are any about.

2007-09-26 01:39:53 · 19 answers · asked by sam 2 in Polls & Surveys

A football hooligan appeared in court charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer, giving evidence, stated that the accused had thrown something into the canal. 'What exactly was it that he threw into the canal?' asked the magistrate.
'Stones sir.'
Well, thats hardly an offence is it?'
'It was in this case, sir,' said the police officer. 'Stones was the referee.'

2007-09-26 01:37:54 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

scientists have invented a bra that stops womens breasts from jumping up and down while walking or running and prevents the nipples from being seen on cold days.

Don't worry lads his work collegues killed him before he told anyone.

lol

2007-09-26 01:36:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-26 01:36:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:35:39 · 26 answers · asked by Stormseeker 2 in Polls & Surveys

A MAN JUST BOUGHT A COMPUTER BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP SO HE GOT THIS GIRL TO DO IT FOR HIM. WHEN SHE ASKED HIM WHAT HIS PASSWORD WAS GOING TO BE HE SAID (TRYING TO BE FUNNY), "PEN*S"

HOWEVER SHE DIDN'T LAUGH AT HIM, BUT SHE LAUGHED AT THE RESPONSE THAT CAME UP: PASSWORD REJECTED - NOT LONG ENOUGH!

2007-09-26 01:35:34 · 15 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

help me guys please if you know this song whose lyrics is something irrestible than plaese guide me from where to download it...

2007-09-26 01:35:17 · 3 answers · asked by krzy_guy 2 in Rock and Pop

It's got to be hard to walk like that you think????????

2007-09-26 01:34:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very attractive blonde woman arrives at a casino and bets £20.000 on a single roll of the dice.

"I hope you don't mind," she says, "But I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."

With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes! I've won! I' ve won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"

"No idea," replies the other. "I thought you were watching the dice"

2007-09-26 01:31:22 · 26 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

when you are having a bath and the hot water is finished???

2007-09-26 01:30:48 · 20 answers · asked by ele 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:30:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:29:53 · 14 answers · asked by julie 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into the ladies department of a Harrod's, one of Londons largest department stores.

He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

"What type of bra?" asked the assistant.

"Type?" enquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"Look Around," said the assistant, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the assistant.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The assistant replied "The Catholic type, The Salvation Army type, and The Baptist type. " "Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

2007-09-26 01:28:53 · 14 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

will you guys help me out ????

2007-09-26 01:27:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Should I eat the Kashi cereal that is loaded with fiber and protein? Or should I munch on the generic brand of the sugary smut, "Smacks"? Decisions... Decisions...

My brain is telling me one thing, but my heart is telling me something completely different... *sigh*

2007-09-26 01:26:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:26:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who are you most likely to be??

a)Naima
b)Kahlen
c)Keenyah
d)Brittany

Im most likely to be Kahlen.Im very shy and quiet.

2007-09-26 01:24:50 · 3 answers · asked by Mansour S 5 in Reality Television

2007-09-26 01:24:27 · 3 answers · asked by ~FordMan~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:24:12 · 21 answers · asked by DaveyMcB 3 in Polls & Surveys

I wanna call her and tell her she is outta style.

2007-09-26 01:24:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

frisky this morning :)~

i KNOW I KNOW.. been gettin tons of emails lol
glad ya'll are enjoying the questions.

2007-09-26 01:22:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was the fallen with denzal in it thanks to all who answered

2007-09-26 01:19:45 · 2 answers · asked by paulturner1974 2 in Movies

2007-09-26 01:19:34 · 17 answers · asked by starcharlieblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

It drives my inzane,

2007-09-26 01:19:14 · 30 answers · asked by ♣Kermit the Frog♣ 4 in Polls & Surveys

something spicy...

2007-09-26 01:19:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:16:58 · 17 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Im at work and I am bored out of my mind
Whats something entertaining I could do online?
Something besides porn

2007-09-26 01:16:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:16:27 · 12 answers · asked by ele 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:16:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has
ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Fridays-52, Fridays in a year, you know Fridays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means
30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days!

Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days.

Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
"How can you study at that day?"
Balance days 0

2007-09-26 01:15:41 · 4 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Jokes & Riddles