A football hooligan appeared in court charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer, giving evidence, stated that the accused had thrown something into the canal. 'What exactly was it that he threw into the canal?' asked the magistrate.
'Stones sir.'
Well, thats hardly an offence is it?'
'It was in this case, sir,' said the police officer. 'Stones was the referee.'
2007-09-26 01:37:54 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the best today.
2007-09-26 03:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lmao
2007-09-26 05:23:55 · answer #2 · answered by george d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha being an avid football supporter I can see how this could happen lol thanks for the laugh have a star x
2007-09-26 01:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Redz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMTO !
Nessie xxxx
2007-09-26 01:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...
That was quite the joke.
Thanks!
2007-09-26 01:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-26 01:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by dennis747 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe
2007-09-26 01:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can do better than that.
2007-09-26 02:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by www.worlddect3.co.uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
2007-09-26 01:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-26 02:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋