A very attractive blonde woman arrives at a casino and bets £20.000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she says, "But I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes! I've won! I' ve won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"
"No idea," replies the other. "I thought you were watching the dice"
2007-09-26 01:31:22 · 26 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg marry me, u r so funny!!!!!!!
2007-09-26 01:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by izzy ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute and clever, a bit naughty but not nasty. Thumbs up for a joke I'll share with friends!
Yea! It's an anti-dumb blonde joke!
How strange to think that, on BBCAmerica's "Coupling" series, Susan is a smart blonde and Jane is a sort of dumb brunette!
2007-09-26 11:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by MystMoonstruck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK here's a star. Because I used to be a 21 dealer in Vegas. Funny I never heard that one......
2007-09-26 11:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Just Tink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, I did giggle and here is your star. Any one know where the nearest casino is? Be just my luck to get a female croupier.
2007-09-26 09:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by milly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I concur this Blonde was not dumb. I smiled the odds are pretty poor doubt this would work in real life.
2007-09-26 01:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grand one!!!
So the blonds are not dumb after-all eh??
Or were all the guys in the casino blond too???
2007-09-26 01:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke it has a naked lady in it.
2007-09-26 01:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill the blondes fight back! starrrrrrrr
2007-09-26 01:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get a star from me - that was cute!
2007-09-26 01:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jeep Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
funny.
2007-09-26 03:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. STAR
2007-09-26 01:34:19 · answer #11 · answered by Jason 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋