A man walked into the ladies department of a Harrod's, one of Londons largest department stores.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra?" asked the assistant.
"Type?" enquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"Look Around," said the assistant, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the assistant.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The assistant replied "The Catholic type, The Salvation Army type, and The Baptist type. " "Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
2007-09-26 01:28:53 · 14 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
That was a cool joke actually.
Never looked at a bra and thought of that myself.
Now which one applies to me then?.Lol.
Thanks for the laugh and thanks for posting.
2007-09-26 02:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rather sturdy, yet look at this one: **************************************... while 4 of Santa's elves have been given ill, the trainee elves did no longer produce Toys as quickly because of the fact the common ones, and Santa began to experience the Pre-Christmas stress. Then Mrs Claus instructed Santa her mom became Coming to circulate to, which under pressure Santa much greater. while he went to harness the reindeer, he discovered that 3 of them have been approximately to furnish delivery and a pair of others had jumped the fence and have been out, Heaven knows the place. Then while he began to load the sleigh, between the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the floor and each and all the toys have been scattered. So, pissed off, Santa went interior the homestead for a cup of Apple cider and a shot of rum. while he went to the cabinet, he chanced on the elves had drank each and all the Cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he by twist of destiny Dropped The cider jug, and it broke into thousands of little glass products everywhere in the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and located the mice Had Eaten each and all the straw off the tip of the broom. purely then the doorbell Rang, and annoyed Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood somewhat angel with an incredible enormous Christmas tree. The angel suggested Very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. isn't this a fine looking day? I also have a alluring tree for you. the place might you like me to adhere it?' AND SO began THE custom OF THE LITTLE ANGEL ON suitable OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE
2016-10-05 09:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by kianes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-26 02:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-09-26 01:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Clueless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may have been here before - but thanx for the laff.
Sorry stars have to be earnt!
2007-09-26 01:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....I'll take a Catholic one!
2007-09-26 01:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jinxyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-09-26 02:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by MiSs _L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! what a great way to start the day. thank you. star for you!
2007-09-26 01:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by nurse_kiddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sorta cute,,, didn't get a laugh, but you a smile
2007-09-26 01:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol!! i love ur jks!!
star 4 u!**
2007-09-26 01:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by izzy ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋