Little billy runs into class and says: "Miss theres a dead cat in the playground".
"How do you know its dead?" the teacher asks.
Billy replies: "I p*ssed in its ear and it didnt move at all."
aghast. the teacher exclaims: "you did what?."
Billy says: "I went pssst in its ear and it never moved."
2007-09-26 00:54:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLL loved it
2007-09-26 01:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by dan123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Billy?
OH GOD!
Don't tell us that little Johnny died?
2007-09-26 00:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would have to be the cleanest little billie I ever heard!
2007-09-26 00:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-26 00:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad bad bad
2007-09-26 01:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by nick k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would of killed it anyway. lol.
2007-09-26 09:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-09-26 03:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cough......................... Cough.....................
2007-09-26 01:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by JinMu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋