Entertainment & Music - 18 September 2007

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"

The little boy said, "I guess, I'll just kiss his ar$$e and let him go!

2007-09-18 17:35:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you ever get all dressed up when you have nowhere to go?

2007-09-18 17:34:48 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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So what should I do with my life... you choose?

2007-09-18 17:34:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Time U get out of bed in morning?

do U U Hit the snooze a couple times?

2007-09-18 17:33:59 · 55 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

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how often do your parents get you mad?

for me its several times a day

2007-09-18 17:33:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favourate board game?

2007-09-18 17:32:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Rappers 100,000 Times Way More Lyrical Than Lil Wayne?

Vinnie Paz
Immortal Technique
Kool G Rap
Sticky Fingaz when he chooses
Necro
Louis Logic
Killah Priest
Percee P
Ras Kass
Canibus
Sean Price
Paris
M1
Cee lo
Killer Mike
R.A. The Rugged Man
Ghostface
Gza
Tragedy Khadafi
MF Doom
Mos Def
Common
Talib Kweli
Ill bill
Chino Xl
Goretex
Mr.Hyde
Esham
Jean Grae
Scarface
Cage
Aesop Rock
Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Vast Aire
yak ballz
asheru
Vordul Mega
Redman
Eyedea
Chief Kamachi
Esoteric
Virtuoso
Bahamadia
Grand Puba
Guru
Sadat X
Lord Jamar
Ladybug Mecca
Da Rockness Monstah or rock from heltah skeltah
stic.man
Posdnuos-de la soul
Trugoy the Dove-de la soul
Vincent Mason-de la soul
Too poetic
Deacon the villian
Saigon
Lauryn Hill
Chali 2na
9th prince
killa sin
dom pachino
islord
Black Thought
Wise Intelligent
CL Smooth
tech n9ne
andre 3000
big boi
mc serch
Sabac Red
A-Plus
Opio
Tajai
Phesto D
Casual
zion
Aceyalone
apathy
madlib
pete rock
rhymefest
pharohe monch
murs
sunspot
rakim
freddy fox
Vakill
Rasul Allahu
The Breath of Judah
Richard Raw
Cosmic Crusader
Ancient Kemite
Amun Sen Hotep Re
Atum Sen Geb the Eloheem
Stretch
Wazulu the Ill Dravidian
planet asia
k rino
z ro

2007-09-18 17:32:03 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

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If I scratch your back, will you scratch mine?

2007-09-18 17:31:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would you get into a big tub of?

7 up - For 50 dollars pay

2007-09-18 17:30:22 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever worn dreadlocks in your hair?

I did that once.

2007-09-18 17:30:17 · 9 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Ok, let's say the JURY on BIG BROTHER8 had a THIRD choice....?

what would it be?

They had to choose between:
1) Dick the Pr*ick
2) Resident Evil Daniele
3) ??????

Tell me what their THIRD CHOICE would have been.

2007-09-18 17:29:13 · 10 answers · asked by GeneL 7 in Reality Television

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If you were involved in an Office Romance, would you hide it from your co-workers?

2007-09-18 17:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why wont batman appear on teen titans and did raven ever kiss?

think...

2007-09-18 17:27:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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What do you see is being lacked in an anime?

There is a lot of anime out there (and I'm not just talking about mainstream anime), but only a few interest me. Maybe I'm just picky, but I would like to know what people think about what anime is lacking.

It could be about anything really.

Thanks.

2007-09-18 17:26:27 · 9 answers · asked by Twilight Elk 2 in Comics & Animation

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What brand of T.V. do you have?

that you watch the most

2007-09-18 17:25:59 · 41 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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My friends say I'm a dork, am I?

Every Saturday Morning I volunteer at a soup kitchen and they all say that's lame.

2007-09-18 17:25:35 · 23 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Blah, Social Science!?

Whats the point of History... i mean it's literally in the name... H.I.S.T.O.R.Y. - In past.... Never Will Repet it's self (in most cases). I don't get how knowing what the Atztecs are will help me in my future (i mean thats what school is for)....And most people foget it in a year anyway... so WHAT'S THE POINT OF SOCIAL SCIENCE? O and same thing with langitude and longitude.... it's not like im going to search off for another country that doesn't exist.... (:

I would rather have a class that has a point.

2007-09-18 17:25:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys