Entertainment & Music - 14 September 2007

A Minister and his wife were expecting their 1st baby. The minister asked his congregation if he could have a raise in salary to help with the extra cost. The congregation held a meeting and decided that they would grant a rise in pay every time the couple had an addition to their family.
However, after the 6th baby was born they held another meeting and invited the minister and his wife along to tell them it was getting very costly as they kept having more and more babies.
The minister yelled " Having children is an act of God"
There was silence till an old lady piped up
"yeah, and so is rain and snow but every time we have too much we wear rubbers"!!!!!!

2007-09-14 23:48:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Let's reverse things around here.I'll give u a answer and u give me the question ,The answer is 'chicken'

2007-09-14 23:46:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what ethincity are you?

i'm chinese and mexican

2007-09-14 23:41:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you love a firefighter?

2007-09-14 23:39:07 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know of this trick that the trolls attempt to use?

When you make your network private, as they create other accounts they will add you as one of their fans. When they do this, then they have access to all of your Q&As. So they then reek havouc with your account. Here is a little free advice, keep a close eye on your fans. When you see someone on a level one or sometimes two, take a look at the profile. If they are a troll or someone that you are not sure about, block them. Remember you cannot remove a fan, only a contact.

2007-09-14 23:38:25 · 24 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I smoked 3 1/2 packs of cigarettes today......... can i borrow your lungs?

*sighs* i'm usually not that bad. I was stressed. I chain smoke like a barwhore when i'm stressed...... what can i say. *sorry*

2007-09-14 23:34:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favourite comfort food?

2007-09-14 23:31:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Music makes me feel euphoric, what does it for you guys ??

2007-09-14 23:27:10 · 18 answers · asked by godsadvocate 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your bluetooth name?

Mine Jay believe it or not but i'm sure some of you lot will have some weird and wonderfull names

2007-09-14 23:25:34 · 24 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have an illegitimate child?

2007-09-14 23:25:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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funny or not?

"Won't you kiss me, Doctor," asks a beautiful woman.
"No, it would be against my code of ethics," says the doctor.
"Please just one kiss," begs the woman.
"It's completely out of the question," he goes on. "I shouldn't even really be having sex with you."

2007-09-14 23:24:32 · 15 answers · asked by J S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else?

I work for myself and I would rather do that because I don't like being treated like an employee lol I don't mind when bosses treat me as a partner and give me a say (which they shouldnt have to). My husband says he would rather get rich from someone else company as then he doesn't have to take risks with his own money and if the company fails it doesn't really affect us. Which would you prefer?

2007-09-14 23:23:52 · 11 answers · asked by SmEllY! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know anybody that has a "contagious laughter"???

I have a very good friend, who even when "giggles" makes us all "crack up"!!!

2007-09-14 23:22:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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whats you favourite song by...........?

Avenged sevenfold??
Funeral for a friend??
Atreyu??
AND
Papa roach??

thanks

2007-09-14 23:22:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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who was voted off hell's kitchen last night?

2007-09-14 23:22:02 · 2 answers · asked by Matt 3 in Reality Television

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What have you inherited from your parents?

Looks? Personality? Bad habits?!

2007-09-14 23:20:47 · 21 answers · asked by Lianne W 2 in Polls & Surveys

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i went to the desert on a horse with no name- can anyone think of a good name?

(it felt good to get out of the rain !)

2007-09-14 23:19:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if you were the meat in a man sandwich?

who would be the bread?i would choose matt bellamy from muse and david tennant from doctor who.my husband will kill me when he sees this.its just for fun.

2007-09-14 23:16:49 · 20 answers · asked by muse 32 2 in Polls & Surveys

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