A Minister and his wife were expecting their 1st baby. The minister asked his congregation if he could have a raise in salary to help with the extra cost. The congregation held a meeting and decided that they would grant a rise in pay every time the couple had an addition to their family.
However, after the 6th baby was born they held another meeting and invited the minister and his wife along to tell them it was getting very costly as they kept having more and more babies.
The minister yelled " Having children is an act of God"
There was silence till an old lady piped up
"yeah, and so is rain and snow but every time we have too much we wear rubbers"!!!!!!
2007-09-14 23:48:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EH, I know its not a question!!! It's a joke! Hahaha!! Ok, I should have put have you heard this joke?
2007-09-15 01:18:35 · update #1
That above was for Lance who noted it was a joke and not a question!!!!
2007-09-15 01:20:13 · update #2
wow and heres one for you!
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process,
the computer advised him that he would now, need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this
to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
what he was entering by stating each letter out
loud as he typed:
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
2007-09-14 23:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by ღ_Chrome_ღ 3 · 11⤊ 0⤋
That's as funny as SEnator Craig in a mens room
2007-09-15 22:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-15 06:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not bad
2007-09-15 06:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for the rubbers,Lol that is witty.!!!
2007-09-15 07:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it ,very funny hahahahaha
2007-09-15 07:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grin!
2007-09-15 06:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Both jokes are really good.
2007-09-15 06:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by erika h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
both r very funny
2007-09-15 07:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Dear to all 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really amazing how jokes make you full of life!!
2007-09-15 06:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by cEe FaCe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋