A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
The boy replied, "What turkey?"
The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"
The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
The little boy said, "I guess, I'll just kiss his ar$$e and let him go!
2007-09-18 17:35:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lush :D
2007-09-26 02:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
For style... Wild Turkey. For meat... domesticated turkey. We hunt our tag limits on wild turkey (3) right here on the ranch because of the fact we've a "flock" of 20 working around and that they are VERY tasty. We additionally improve 4 family individuals turkeys each season alongside with our chickens. I additionally love a shot of "Wild Turkey" in my coffee / cocoa for the time of the wintry climate. DEER season starts next weekend !! Freezer area is cleared.
2016-10-19 01:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!You made my day!Heres one for you
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
Chris answered "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.Mitchell answered "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.Alec replied "I read a book".
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the S H I T"
CHeeRioS
2007-09-19 01:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes make me smile:)
2007-09-19 10:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by Choosen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it D.E.!!!!!! Tell Buddy HI! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!
nfd♥
2007-09-18 19:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha..that streched my lips to my ears!
2007-09-18 17:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by q.reous.c.t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol smart boy ^_^
2007-09-18 23:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is to much lol
2007-09-18 18:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by <3♥Judy♥<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fooony
2007-09-25 19:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lilka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAROFL-LOL
2007-09-18 18:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by cardinalgran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋