Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2007

Let me hide out at your place if I some how made the Spurs lose the NBA Championship?


I mean I would have the entire city of San Antonio after me..

2007-06-13 00:40:19 · 11 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

Maybe i'm just a grumpy and old fashioned !!!

2007-06-13 00:36:39 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

2007-06-13 00:35:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man and his wife are taking a stroll through the country when they spy a fence where they used to conduct their courting.
Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 50 years ago", to which the man replies "Well, that fence wasn't electric 50 years ago."

2007-06-13 00:33:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's a long story how i got mine.....!!

2007-06-13 00:31:55 · 32 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

My daughter starts swimming lessons friday. I have to go get her some of those little wrist floaties today.

2007-06-13 00:31:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 00:27:26 · 11 answers · asked by Toni:):):) 3 in Polls & Surveys

a life on here that is nothing like their 'real' self?
I am pretty much the same in person, What are you really like?

2007-06-13 00:26:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 00:26:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 00:25:29 · 21 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

My is syrup pudding with custurd and ice cream.

2007-06-13 00:24:31 · 14 answers · asked by MJ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Today is Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's birthday and also Jason Brown (former member or 5ive) birthday.??

2007-06-13 00:22:36 · 14 answers · asked by weird 3 in Polls & Surveys

if you miss out on sleep.....sweet dreams...

2007-06-13 00:20:48 · 12 answers · asked by matilda 3 in Polls & Surveys

If yes or no then please explain.
If equal, then I expect you to give me some money.

2007-06-13 00:20:06 · 22 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which girl would you like to date:
a cute, nice, polite, studious girl
or
a hot, selfish, vain, pretty, dumb one???

2007-06-13 00:19:06 · 13 answers · asked by weird 3 in Polls & Surveys

Whats with all the "emotion"?!

2007-06-13 00:13:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-13 00:12:47 · 23 answers · asked by Gagandeep Singh Sekhon 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am here in between doing advertisement work, but wanted to see why anybody else was on here currently.

2007-06-13 00:12:40 · 21 answers · asked by hardcoredlw 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-13 00:10:08 · 23 answers · asked by Toni:):):) 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

2007-06-13 00:10:05 · 16 answers · asked by Kevin C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

dad keeps asking me to download this song but i cant find it anywhere can someone tell me the artist and the real song name please???
it's a 70s-late 80s song apparently

2007-06-13 00:10:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

There was a rich guy and a poor guy. The day after Christmas the 2guys were shoveling there sidewalk when the poor guy says to the rich Guy hey Bob that a nice BMW you got there for Christmas. It aint mine Bill i got that for my wife for Christmas and a diomond ring so if she dont like the ring she could take a new BMW to the store and get a diffrent one what you get your wife said Bob. I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. A pair of slippers and a dildo said Bob confuse. Yea said Bill because if she dont like the slippers she could go &^%& herself

2007-06-13 00:07:06 · 10 answers · asked by BrooklynNY 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Son comes running in to the house after school all exited and shouts to his parents

MOM, DAD i had sex today!!!

The mother gets upset and says

thats bad son very bad you go up to your room right now!

after he leaves she looks at her husband and says

arnt you going to have a talk with him?

So the father goes up to the room shuts the door and looks over at his son and says

ALRIGHT!!! thats my boy!! your a wild pimp dog just like your old man!! so how was it? are you going to do it again?

to which the son replies

OH it was great dad but I dont know if i'll be doing it again soon...

my butt is still sore from that last time...

2007-06-13 00:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by lost 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is this special attraction that makes everyone want to be there?
Is it the shows, the people, the deli's, WHAT?

2007-06-13 00:05:03 · 16 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Penis

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a p u s s y.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

2007-06-13 00:03:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

*Hint* Its a joke

2007-06-13 00:01:21 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

For instance...when you are asking/answering a question:)

2007-06-13 00:01:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys