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Son comes running in to the house after school all exited and shouts to his parents

MOM, DAD i had sex today!!!

The mother gets upset and says

thats bad son very bad you go up to your room right now!

after he leaves she looks at her husband and says

arnt you going to have a talk with him?

So the father goes up to the room shuts the door and looks over at his son and says

ALRIGHT!!! thats my boy!! your a wild pimp dog just like your old man!! so how was it? are you going to do it again?

to which the son replies

OH it was great dad but I dont know if i'll be doing it again soon...

my butt is still sore from that last time...

2007-06-13 00:05:12 · 8 answers · asked by lost 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

haha haha haha haha haha haha

2007-06-16 20:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2 0

lol

heres a old one for u

One day superman was flying around town when he saw wonder women in the roof with her legs open naked. superman thought to his self i fast i could get a quickie so faster than a speeding bullet he fly down to wonder women and does his thing and flies away happy. 5min later the invisible man get up and says damm my ***

2007-06-13 07:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 1 0

Okay one for a stag party, i guess!

2007-06-13 07:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was a real pain in the @ss sort of joke! LOL!!!

2007-06-13 08:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol, "pimp dog"

2007-06-13 08:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0 0

Haha umm okay. . .

2007-06-13 07:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by heyitspreeti 5 · 0 0

lol

2007-06-13 07:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL

2007-06-13 07:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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