An elderly man and his wife are taking a stroll through the country when they spy a fence where they used to conduct their courting.
Excited by this, they make love furiously, with their arms and legs waving about everywhere.
When they are finished, the woman says, surprised, "You never had sex with me like that 50 years ago", to which the man replies "Well, that fence wasn't electric 50 years ago."
2007-06-13 00:33:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I starred this because I have an electric fence around my pig pen and it's really, really funny when somebody touches it! Arms and legs DO, indeed, wave about everywhere! LOL and probably will again!
2007-06-13 01:05:42 · answer #1 · answered by The Dalai Farmer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 02:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by harren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A old one but funny X Cindy
2007-06-13 00:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke! A star for you!
2007-06-13 00:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-06-13 00:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo....lol...have a star..would give you 10 if i could
2007-06-13 02:36:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!! it bought tears to my eyes (theirs too by the sounds of it) lol
xxx
2007-06-13 00:46:32 · answer #7 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you speak of such foolishness?
2007-06-13 00:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by calltoperservence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read, I laughed, I starred :)
2007-06-13 00:52:19 · answer #9 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A totally useless joke !
2007-06-13 00:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by ~ShUdDhAtA UnLiMiTeD~ 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋