Entertainment & Music - 13 June 2007

I have just been reading the news and found out that Jamie Oliver and Rick Stein are on a terrorist hit list. They call themselves the CNLA Cornish National Liberation Army, when I first saw it I thought someone's Extracting the Michael but apparently not they seem to deadly serious. Would you ever believe it.? It makes me wonder just how many of these crackpot groups are out there LMIAOSFHISMS, I mean are we going to have hit men roaming the aisles of supermarkets carrying out hit's for being cruel to mushrooms next.?

2007-06-13 04:01:46 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Some Funny Questions for you?

Some Interesting Questions

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?

12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that one person enjoys it?

2007-06-13 04:01:44 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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when you put on your socks what foot do you put the sock on first?is it the same with your dominant hand?=)?

2007-06-13 04:01:20 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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OK NOW I am MAD!!!?

My last question didn't show!!! grrr could you please say something to cheer me up or calm me down please?

2007-06-13 04:00:54 · 22 answers · asked by Ghost♂ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you the jealous type?

I'm extremely evolved myself . . .

2007-06-13 03:59:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you know that Jeremiah, the bullfrog, was a good friend of mine?

2007-06-13 03:58:08 · 17 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Today (June 13) is the 21st birthday of Mary-Kate and Ashley. Have they dropped out of show biz for good?

Ashley seems really smart. M-K seems more rattle-brained like Lindsey Lohan or Paris. Do I have M-K and Ashley pegged right?

2007-06-13 03:57:47 · 6 answers · asked by SaturnMan 3 in Celebrities

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What was the last meal you cooked on the grill?

shrimp kebabs.

2007-06-13 03:57:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anybody remember a song called '' my green tambourine''? who sang it?

2007-06-13 03:57:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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what are some cool esernames??? i love summer and jaust girly stuff!?

Ok, well, i love summer pink um jim carrey and i love girly stuff i love movies i want to be and actress!!

2007-06-13 03:56:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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if you found money on the floor...?

would you keep it or give it back? i read an article today that a 16 yr old found $12,000.00 cash on the floor in a bathroom and gave it back....good to know there are honest people out there!!!

2007-06-13 03:54:13 · 19 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What classic show featured Patula Clark's song Downtown as its theme song?

I think it was a show in the 1960's or 1970's

2007-06-13 03:53:49 · 4 answers · asked by Country M 1 in Comedy