Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Penis
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a p u s s y.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
2007-06-13 00:03:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one :)
2007-06-13 00:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, number 7 is soooo true, lol, went swimming yesterday
2007-06-13 00:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a good one....well, all ten are good!
2007-06-13 00:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, that's my boyfriend.
2007-06-13 01:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by DEEJAY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W O W!
2007-06-13 01:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋