A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry."
Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
2007-06-13 00:10:05 · 16 answers · asked by Kevin C 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny. have a star
2007-06-13 00:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
2007-06-13 04:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by vaivagabundo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The only reason I am not laughing my freakin' head off is I have heard it before! Wifey deserves a star, what say?
2007-06-13 01:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good. 11/10. Have a star from me, you deserve it. xx
2007-06-13 00:43:09 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-06-13 00:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good 10/10
2007-06-13 00:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a huge appetiser ! ; )
2007-06-13 00:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100/10
because it is the best
2007-06-13 00:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg--2 funny---here's a star
2007-06-13 00:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u would think bribary would work.lol
wicked joke!!! love it
xxx
2007-06-13 00:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, didn't see that coming...lol.
2007-06-13 00:17:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋