Entertainment & Music - 31 May 2007

about what?

2007-05-31 16:06:20 · 30 answers · asked by Lexy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I never really like Leonardo Decaprio, for no real reason. but i have really like his movies, 3 of my favorites are The Aviator, Catch me if you can and The Departed.

2007-05-31 16:06:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

you should.

I try to live by this philosophy.

If you applied it to one area of your life, where would you?

Such as... just beacuse that orange blouse is on the sale rack for $5, doesn't mean you should buy it.

Just because you can still fit into your acid washed jeans from 1986 doesn't mean you should wear them in public.

2007-05-31 16:06:08 · 7 answers · asked by Crazymom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 16:05:26 · 33 answers · asked by :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

They both sit at the bar and order the same exact drink...made with the same alcohol, the same mixer, the same ice, the same cups. the first twin slams his drink, walks out of the bar, goes home and is fine. The second twin slowly nurses his drink over the course of an hour, walks out of the bar and drops dead. Why?

2007-05-31 16:05:18 · 10 answers · asked by Stephanie M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My puter has been slow all day, and I just realized it was set to "power saver", which slows it wayyyyy down.
D'oh!

2007-05-31 16:04:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 16:04:17 · 12 answers · asked by atcblue05 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible to ship something in the mail WITHOUT handling it FIRST?

I doubt it.

Thanks, U.S. Postal Service. I'm on to your little game.

2007-05-31 16:03:40 · 20 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 16:02:34 · 19 answers · asked by PMS Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 16:00:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

2007-05-31 16:00:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

seriously, THIS is my last question.

2007-05-31 15:59:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 15:59:28 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think skunk has got to be up there, because one released the entire contents of its stink gland in our yard tonight...yuckkk!!

2007-05-31 15:59:17 · 27 answers · asked by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.



Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."



A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.



While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.



With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.



"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........."






(You're going to love this.....)








"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."

2007-05-31 15:57:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 15:57:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bloody Mary sings "my head sticking out from a low flying cloud" and on the word "cloud" the orchestra sounds like its playing a little of Debussy's piece, "Nuages". Is this deliberate or am i just imagining it? Anyone know?

2007-05-31 15:57:07 · 3 answers · asked by couv 2 in Classical

2007-05-31 15:57:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 15:56:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is a one topic night for me!!

2007-05-31 15:56:47 · 9 answers · asked by gudlyfe 2 in Movies

blend in with the crowd or be the center of attention

2007-05-31 15:56:47 · 21 answers · asked by suzie. 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am allergic to bees, and cranberries. I know that seems strange, but its true. lol. The last time I ate cranberries was when I was about 10 years old. My face had swollen up like an orange. I dont want to repeat that ever again. lol I havent eaten them since. I would love to try though. Maybe I am not allergic to them anymore.What about you?

2007-05-31 15:56:21 · 28 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 15:55:24 · 15 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-31 15:53:56 · 10 answers · asked by Tiffany 3 in Horoscopes

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?




A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

2007-05-31 15:53:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-31 15:51:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

2007-05-31 15:50:40 · 28 answers · asked by avaughn09 3 in Polls & Surveys

Assuming I had broken something.

2007-05-31 15:50:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm kinda feeling down....

What should I do to pick myself up?

Just about everything is going wrong for me.

2007-05-31 15:49:43 · 29 answers · asked by Koko Butta Kream 4 in Polls & Surveys

Would that completely destroy the Ozone....?

2007-05-31 15:48:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys