1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
2007-05-31 16:00:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!! HaHaHaHa! Outrageous! LOL
.... heehee ... Kudos! 10* for you , My Friend!
2007-06-01 16:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh.. my.. those were hilarious...
You (n.), a person who is incredibly funny
2007-05-31 23:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by precious_angel321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-06-01 02:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by pojoe12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
great
debate (n.), de' t'ing u put on de' hook to catch de' fish
2007-05-31 23:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by deathbykindnes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, i like it
2007-06-02 04:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha they are all funny!
2007-05-31 23:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty good.
2007-05-31 23:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...nice one. Thanks for sharing!You got any more???
2007-06-05 02:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You always make me laugh. Thanks again.
2007-06-06 13:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by 0219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋