Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
2007-05-31 15:53:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so true!
2007-06-01 21:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was Good, thought you might like these too!?!?!?
Q. How do men exercise at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What did God say after he created man?
A. "I can do better than this."
Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space, at least women will ask for directions.
2007-06-05 10:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.. luv it.. Here's one..
Why did God create man first??
He needed a rough draft before making the final masterpiece..WOMAN!!! haha
2007-05-31 23:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by precious_angel321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-06 12:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2007-06-01 07:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-06-06 13:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay not very good punch line
2007-05-31 22:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by lumpythemp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Aaaww!! You're just being Bad ..........
....... again!! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-01 23:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. lol.
2007-05-31 22:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by 53283663 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-05 18:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋