Entertainment & Music - 30 May 2007

A cab river picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and he looks in the rearview mirror. He says, "You know, sister, I've always fantasized about being with a nun."

She says, "Yeah, you and everybody else."

She says, "Are you Catholic?"

He says, "Why, yes I am."

She says, "Pull over."

He pulls over, she gets in the front seat, and she gives him the best BJ he has EVER had. She gets done, and he feels a little guilty.

He says, "Sister, I gotta tell you somethin'. I'm not really Catholic."

Nun says, "Yeah? Well, my name's Ralph, and I'm going to a costume party."



YEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-30 04:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-30 04:52:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just don't understand their intense popularity during the 60's. I wonder if it was a sociological phenomenon limited to that time.

2007-05-30 04:52:39 · 38 answers · asked by cirdellin 4 in Other - Music

2007-05-30 04:51:19 · 23 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:50:25 · 8 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

details plz (color, size, length, etc.) from top - bottom and inside out

2007-05-30 04:50:11 · 16 answers · asked by badb0y69420_2006 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car,
you may not join him.
2. Under no circumstances may two guys share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his fellow attendees.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend,
mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog
walker, you need not - and should not - provide any useful
information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted
to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you
must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50
percent without recrimination. Beyond that, anyone within
earshot is allowed to call out, "bull****!" (Exception: When
trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises
to 400 percent).
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off-limits...forever.

2007-05-30 04:49:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which is the lesser of two evils? Both outspoken bullies.

2007-05-30 04:47:52 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My bf and I have been together for 4 years, living together for about a year. We will get married but not for the next 3 years.
I don't like to say he is my boyfriend because he is more than that to me. Technically he is not my fiancee, what should I call him?

Please save me the lecture that we should be married. For personal reasons, I choose not to.

2007-05-30 04:47:08 · 50 answers · asked by Here kitty kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:47:00 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(Along with flying to Ontario to see Tool in June) I'm also flying out to Marysville, CA to see Placebo in concert on July 7th. But Placebo hardly ever plays in the U.S. On the other hand, I fly out of the country two or three times a month to a concert. Does anyone else do this?

2007-05-30 04:46:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-05-30 04:45:46 · 49 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:43:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just a little entertainment. what funny movie titles can you think up using puns from existing films

i.e apocolypse now then now then... starring jimmy saville

2007-05-30 04:43:15 · 8 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Movies

2007-05-30 04:42:36 · 21 answers · asked by **ZARA** 7 in Polls & Surveys

just curious

2007-05-30 04:42:11 · 35 answers · asked by badb0y69420_2006 2 in Polls & Surveys

International competitions such as Miss Universe Beauty Pageant or World Cup Soccer, or even the National Olympics... do they bring us closer together as many nations united or do they just add to the deteriorating bonds between countries in today's world???

2007-05-30 04:42:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:41:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Prophet for our generation who was about 15 years ahead of his time, or loud mouth malcontent?

You would not believe how p***ed off I am that this is listed in celebrities!!!

2007-05-30 04:38:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In 1986, Tonya told me that the Challenger had exploded, and I called her a liar.

2007-05-30 04:38:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:35:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

followed by some bananas and bacon. All while watching the sun set over Mount Kileua Valcano.

Priceless???

2007-05-30 04:35:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:35:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the man that got out was a dwarf,

he said im not happy,

i said... which one are you then?

2007-05-30 04:34:44 · 28 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Did you hear about the man who finally figured out women ?











He died lauging before he could tell anybody.

lol have that for free =)

2007-05-30 04:34:38 · 12 answers · asked by thewokinn2 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Don't let the chardonnay set do you head in- we English are brilliant!
And it's not racist to be proud of your heritage!

2007-05-30 04:33:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was suspended on my other account and wondered how long it lasts.
Some sicko emailed me and said I touch my son, what the heck is wrong with him? So I let him have it. He lives in Winnipeg, and otta be shot with a "potato gun", and peed on
Have a good day.

2007-05-30 04:33:28 · 13 answers · asked by happy happy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 04:32:31 · 16 answers · asked by ManuelMinogue 3 in Movies

2007-05-30 04:32:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay how do i know that this is love okay well i think about him every second of the day, i want to be with him day and night, i would do almost everything for him. is this love or just a crush???

p.s. i have felt this way about him for a year now.
we are like best friends

p.s.s. i already asked this question in singles and didn't get too many answers that's why im asking it here.

2007-05-30 04:32:22 · 8 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys