Entertainment & Music - 30 May 2007

2007-05-30 23:30:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra
and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She
entered an upscale department store and approached the
saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the
store and proceeded to another department store where she is
rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another
department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.
Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw
open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried
Clearasil?"

2007-05-30 23:26:38 · 11 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-30 23:25:48 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

For some family ties are a lot looser than they should be....what are your views on this?

2007-05-30 23:24:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This forum does not allow me to use the language suitable to express my own personal opinion so I was wondering what your opinion was.

2007-05-30 23:23:14 · 22 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am trying to make a music video without it being removed from you tube? Any good ideas out there about avoiding copyright issues? Also is it also possible to use clips of shorter length? (video or audio)

2007-05-30 23:22:37 · 1 answers · asked by smallmoose 2 in R&B & Soul

2007-05-30 23:20:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It starts with the letter "M"

2007-05-30 23:19:13 · 94 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man was driving to work when a Shell truck ran a stop sign, hit
his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled
him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific
struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when
he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.
He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a
concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And
somebody was standing in front of the 'S'!"

2007-05-30 23:14:44 · 7 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-30 23:14:36 · 48 answers · asked by Kevinlad 3 in Polls & Surveys

'Anyone can become angry- that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way- this is not easy'

Do you agree with this statement? and who said that?...... first right person gets the points.

2007-05-30 23:13:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a Double-Decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana.TheBrunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front oft hem with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!” One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered..."YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER! "

2007-05-30 23:13:42 · 18 answers · asked by HomerJay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Who turned your day into night?
Who turned your living hell, into a touch of heaven?
Who turned your despair into hope?
Who turned your dread of each day, into a hope for the future?
Well that person came into my life, if only for the moment.

2007-05-30 23:10:51 · 21 answers · asked by Me 7 in Polls & Surveys

the woman sitting behind Jack on the plane, is the same one who was sitting behind him when the plane had crashed???????

A friend told me and I just double checked and OMG he's right!!!!!

2007-05-30 23:08:35 · 9 answers · asked by Stratomanssy 5 in Drama

2007-05-30 22:58:11 · 12 answers · asked by Olivia M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 22:55:06 · 13 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you think they go back and become "the Others" and start tormenting a plane load of people?

2007-05-30 22:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by Charlene 6 in Drama

The 10th answer will be the best answer!

2007-05-30 22:54:24 · 30 answers · asked by Drummer chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

A guy in Germany thought his girlfriend loved her guinea pig more than him so he killed it an made her a romantic meal ( at least that's what she thought it was and apparently she enjoyed it) and she only found out when after the meal she went to feed her pet. When she asked he admitted what he'd done,she's suing him. What would you do.?

2007-05-30 22:53:52 · 31 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped

Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.

2007-05-30 22:52:12 · 7 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Create a new file.

2. Name it "George Bush"

3. Send it to the recycle bin.

4. Empty the recycle bin.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

2007-05-30 22:51:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

sex

2007-05-30 22:49:45 · 7 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

Gross! I love spanish but it doesnt fit with this song! Have you listened to it?

2007-05-30 22:47:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I am a seamstress and trying to re-create these gowns. I am having loads of trouble finding photos of these on the web. So if you can help me find Photos of Celine Dion's, Mariah Carey, and Jackie Kennedy Wedding gowns, that would be sooo wonderful! ;) Thanks! :)

2007-05-30 22:41:56 · 2 answers · asked by Lezzbean 2 in Celebrities

I'm not really,but now I have your attention...how do you grab peoples attention?!

2007-05-30 22:41:37 · 43 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 22:40:49 · 6 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

that roy orbison was blind and an albino??? I was told years ago he was but it looks like im wrong and i showed myself up.

2007-05-30 22:40:00 · 7 answers · asked by vintage-topper 3 in Celebrities

they give u good clues every once in a while

2007-05-30 22:39:58 · 12 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 22:39:48 · 15 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 22:37:38 · 5 answers · asked by psycho_majic_666 2 in Celebrities