Entertainment & Music - 30 May 2007

he is SO darnz lame! why isn't he at all upset that Amber is sending Daniel naked pics? he's all blasé about everything! He only has 1 temperament, lame....

Ughhhh! what do you guys think?

2007-05-30 21:39:44 · 22 answers · asked by Uber Spicy Redhead...sssssizzle! 3 in Soap Operas

I have to clean my spare room, take my son to work, and attend my daughter's chorus concert. Are you free this afternoon?

2007-05-30 21:37:50 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

I need a website where there is a printer-friendly version of how to play the guitar, all the chords, the strumming patterns, plucking patterns, and it teaches you to play the guitar in just a month or two.

2007-05-30 21:32:04 · 4 answers · asked by mike 1 in Other - Music

final day of your holiday, what do you do?
cram everything in or relax?

2007-05-30 21:20:58 · 24 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:19:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:19:39 · 9 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

2007-05-30 21:15:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY



Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

2007-05-30 21:15:01 · 7 answers · asked by rdrnnr1972 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-30 21:14:53 · 18 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:13:28 · 15 answers · asked by AtThePub 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:12:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is something really nice to buy your a bit more than best friend for your 2year anniversary. Price doesn't really matter because he is everything to me and I want to show him how much he is appreciated.

Our anniversary is the 11th June but I'll be with him at the end of August.

Thanks

2007-05-30 21:11:46 · 16 answers · asked by ★☆✿❀ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:11:08 · 39 answers · asked by foster 3 in Movies

2007-05-30 21:10:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

summertime?
I like to get on my quad and go riding....

2007-05-30 21:09:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 21:05:26 · 22 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

One example is the intro for Cradle of Filth's Nymphetamine. I kinda like those gothic choirs kinda stuff. Thanks

2007-05-30 21:04:45 · 3 answers · asked by Hafizan M 2 in Other - Entertainment

a cute little rabid poodle?

2007-05-30 21:02:17 · 24 answers · asked by nofear_intrepid40 1 in Talk Shows

I hit my head today and when my husband asked if I was okay, I hit his arm and said he put the Evil Eye on me.

2007-05-30 21:01:46 · 20 answers · asked by Harlequin 4 in Polls & Surveys

i think its for a telephone advert but im not entirely sure, it goes "blah, blah, blah" can anyone help..?

PS please dont pick me up on my spelling.

Thankyou.

2007-05-30 20:58:32 · 8 answers · asked by kanga 1 in Lyrics

I need my kitty named Peek-a-boo, he is my baby.

2007-05-30 20:57:28 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*BEST JOKE IN IRELAND 2006*

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life...between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

2007-05-30 20:56:57 · 24 answers · asked by paranoiac 2 in Jokes & Riddles

For me it was the crawling internet connection... i used like 5 consecutive swears that a sailor would be proud of...

2007-05-30 20:56:04 · 29 answers · asked by amphetamine 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 20:55:45 · 22 answers · asked by AtThePub 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-30 20:55:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.exupery.net/images/IMG_6167%20copye.JPG

2007-05-30 20:54:24 · 10 answers · asked by joe_satriani70 1 in Blues

I faintly remember a cartoon involving a count, and/or Transylvania being involved, perhaps as just the end credits (or may have been an actual part of the show)-all I can really remember are jagged castles and a bridge and fog. And it was on one of those offbeat networks. Can anyone tell me what it was?

2007-05-30 20:51:54 · 6 answers · asked by nunya 3 in Comics & Animation

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2007-05-30 20:51:19 · 7 answers · asked by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 in Jokes & Riddles

STEVO even did it so I must be behind the trend so why not give it a go.

2007-05-30 20:50:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would ask:
Do you really think my questions are good? Thanks for the stars.

2007-05-30 20:50:19 · 16 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys