Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2007-05-30 21:15:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man who wrote that very smart.
lol
2007-05-30 21:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by garfyldrox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Confucius sayings...I just love them...
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man with hole in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles *** all over town.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter is ******* nuts.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
2007-06-01 02:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Love it! LOL.
Great Post! LOL.
2007-05-31 07:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a change ,
its nice.
2007-05-31 08:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jacky.- the "INDIAN". 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are great! Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-05-31 05:50:13 · answer #5 · answered by jsardi56 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋