ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2007-05-30 21:15:01 · 7 answers · asked by rdrnnr1972 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you so much for adding some joy and humor to our ever stressful lives. I am copying and pasting to email. Thanks for sharing joy.
2007-05-30 21:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed. I liked the last one most. Thank you for sharing.
2007-05-31 05:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever
2007-05-31 04:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. So now you Know! LOL.
Good ones!
2007-05-31 07:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious dude!!!
2007-05-31 05:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i loved the last one that was great!!! thanks for the laugh
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2007-05-31 06:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋