You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
2007-05-30 22:52:12 · 7 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They're funny. Keep up the good jokes!
2007-05-30 23:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by Gumby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl.. those were quite funny.. hahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
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here are some more for you:-
Q. Why do elephants have wrinkles?
A. Because they are so hard to iron.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
2007-05-31 07:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All Good! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs this morning, and have a really great day!
2007-05-31 06:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Keep it up
2007-05-31 08:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by azu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an emotional wedding.. even the cake was in tiers.
2007-05-31 06:00:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-05-31 05:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by laughingtxlady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahehehe......?!........i think.......its not few its many!!!!!!
2007-05-31 05:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋