A cab river picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and he looks in the rearview mirror. He says, "You know, sister, I've always fantasized about being with a nun."
She says, "Yeah, you and everybody else."
She says, "Are you Catholic?"
He says, "Why, yes I am."
She says, "Pull over."
He pulls over, she gets in the front seat, and she gives him the best BJ he has EVER had. She gets done, and he feels a little guilty.
He says, "Sister, I gotta tell you somethin'. I'm not really Catholic."
Nun says, "Yeah? Well, my name's Ralph, and I'm going to a costume party."
YEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-30 04:53:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yummmy!!! lmao
2007-05-30 04:58:20 · answer #1 · answered by ChEvYgUrL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gud1. Here's another. This drunk walks owtta a bar hammerd silly..as he stumbles along he comes across a nun, he starts punching and kicking the crap out off her, the nun passes out, then the man say's "ha not so strong are we, hey BATMAN" HEHEHE
2007-05-30 12:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by KRYPTONITE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard of this one? A nun was not liked by her community. They have a nice parrot as pet. The rest of the community taught the parrot to say 'I wish Sister Lola will die'. One day, Sr Lola passed by to see the parrot. The parrot at once said 'I wish Sister Lola will die'. Sr Lola was so shocked and depressed thinking to herself...how come even the parrot hates her.
She went to asked counsel from a bishop. The bishop told her not to worry but to bring the Sisters' parrot to stay with his own parrot so that they both will learn good words. Sr. Lola did what the bishop suggested to her.
Two weeks passed by and Sr Lola was missing their parrot. So she went to the bishop's place to visit the parrot, which she left with bishop's parrot. As soon as Sr Lola's parrot saw her, he said 'I wish Sr Lola will die!' and the bishop's parrot answered 'Lord, hear our prayer!'
2007-05-30 12:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Binnus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's still funny
2007-05-30 12:04:46 · answer #4 · answered by beth l 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... that was hilarious
2007-05-30 12:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Shonda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-30 12:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋