Entertainment & Music - 30 May 2007

Hit me at 40MPH, and there's an 80% chance I'll die.
Hit me at 30MPH, and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
Use the green cross code and LOOK, and there's a 100% chance you wont wander aimlessly into the road in the first place.

2007-05-30 04:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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if you could have one wish... what would it be??

i wish my mum was still alive. but i guess thats not possible so i'll have to win the lottery instead!!!

2007-05-30 04:03:37 · 18 answers · asked by chrissie 4 in Polls & Surveys

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transposing viola music for clarinet?

I have a piece I am playing in my chamber orchestra group and I play Bb clarinet and they just gave me the viola part to play. I can transpose from concert pitch(in treble clef) to anything for clarinet, but I don't know how to read the alto clef and transpose it into treble. So if anyone knows how to do that, please let me know asap, that would be really helpful.

2007-05-30 04:03:26 · 4 answers · asked by coolanya2007 1 in Classical

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If your spouse made enough money to support you both, would you still want to work?

I'd say HELL NO! If she made enough money I'd just stay at home and play video games ALL DAY!

2007-05-30 04:03:00 · 60 answers · asked by Joe M 3 in Polls & Surveys

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whats your favourite song at the moment?

i want to listen to some music what is your fav song a the moment what can you reccomend ?i dont care what type of music along as it has a good beat!

2007-05-30 04:02:59 · 35 answers · asked by DX 2 in Lyrics

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Do you agree that gambling is as dangerous as any drug?

2007-05-30 04:01:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should I be surprised that my account has been suspended?

2007-05-30 04:01:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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My dad works getting kids health insurance?This is funny!?

He saw this one family:
Dad: Cody
Mom: Codi
Child: Echo
Im serious!

2007-05-30 04:00:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what do you do when life hands you lemons?

2007-05-30 03:58:35 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why didn't God write a sequel to the Bible?

At least He could explain some things he missed the first time around.

2007-05-30 03:57:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have the power?

2007-05-30 03:57:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Don't Get Lost in Arkansas!!!?

Being from Arkansas, I have the right to post this joke!

Last year a young man graduated from the University of Arkansas with a degree in journalism. His very first assignment for the newspaper was to write a human interest story. He decided to go to the Ozarks for research.
He found an old farmer's house in an isolated section and introduced himself to the man.
He then asked him, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"
The old farmer thought for a moment and said, "Yep, one time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
"I can't print that! Can you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"
"Yep, one time a neighbor's daughter got lost. We all formed a posse & found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
"Hmph, can't print that either! What about something that made you sad?"

Sadly-looking, the old man said, "Well, I got lost once..."

2007-05-30 03:56:46 · 6 answers · asked by nunnayo b 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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ask about a celebrity and get tons of answers?

ask about a social issue or the environment and get maybe one or two answers, what gives?

2007-05-30 03:56:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A two part question?

If you had nothing but time to kill, what would you do?

Not the same as wasting time, or is it?

2007-05-30 03:55:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe that gambling leads to increased crime?

2007-05-30 03:55:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How old is CSI's sexy sleuth Marg Helgenberger and has she ever won any awards?

2007-05-30 03:52:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How many bathrooms do you have in your house?

How many do you need?

I have 3, THANK GOD

2007-05-30 03:51:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does the winner really take it all?

2007-05-30 03:50:38 · 20 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Random Question #28?

Do you still use the yellow Pages to manually look for things?

2007-05-30 03:50:15 · 19 answers · asked by WhoDidThat??? 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How many violations did you get last night?

i got 3 violations on questions that posted and got answers!!

2007-05-30 03:48:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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was mariah carey ever sued ???

for singing the song 'i cant live, if living is without you', or am I totally wrong? I was sure the original singer/songwriter was taking her to court for breech of copyrights .

2007-05-30 03:47:46 · 4 answers · asked by vintage-topper 3 in Celebrities

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What is your Chinese zodiac sign ?

Some may say, that Asian philosophy seems to be of
more substance, than the Western world. Given the
progress, that they are seeing, to this very day.
But one would beg, to differ.... My sign is, or I was born
in the year of the dragon'. Which animal, is a symbol
of your year ? Best answer wins....

2007-05-30 03:46:51 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes