Entertainment & Music - 19 May 2007

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. 'The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.
"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."
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Saddam, sitting in the electric chair, is about to be executed.
"Do you have any last requests? asks Bush, who is the Chief Guest to do the honors of executing him.
"Yes," replies Saddam "Will you hold my hand?"

2007-05-19 12:30:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-19 12:30:27 · 19 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:28:34 · 38 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:28:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:27:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been married for nearly 9 years and don't get me wrong I love my life and family, have no regrets etc. But I do find myself thinking back to the good old days!!

I was brought up in the country and loved it, thinking about it we had no responsibilities like today ie mortgage, bills, children etc...

As children we spent our time playing in the bus stop, church porch, scramble track or someones house and it was great!! Spent time either having a laugh in the village, getting a bit drunk at a friends house/garage when our parents were at work, swimming in the weir, going on the back on older friends motorbikes, making camps...... those were the days!

Does anyone else feel like this?

2007-05-19 12:27:05 · 29 answers · asked by Gail 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:27:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my friend loves karaoke and wants a good song to sing.

2007-05-19 12:26:44 · 7 answers · asked by Mous3 2 in Other - Music

2007-05-19 12:26:23 · 27 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am a HUGE F.O.B. fan, I just recently watched a very weird interview featuring Fall Out Boy. The interveiwer whos name shall remain unknown, asked each of the band members to state their name, Patrick, Joe, Andy, but when the interviewer got to Pete, he did not say Pete, he said Jacob. I know that Pete sometimes likes to make jokes, but I have not found anything about him ever hanging his name. If he did please answer and give the website inwhich you found the answer. Thanks.

2007-05-19 12:26:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I just saw Spider-Man 3 today and I thought it was great. What do you think?

2007-05-19 12:26:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Infinity On High
From Under the Cork Tree
Take This to Your Grave
Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

2007-05-19 12:25:56 · 8 answers · asked by Dezz 3 in Celebrities

I changed my avatar to a penguin briefly, but now it keeps coming back! What do you see??

2007-05-19 12:25:37 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok i asked this question earlier and they were all WAAAYYY off!
so here it goes again!

Can sombody guess the CITY i'm living in?

CLUE: states CA,TX
CLUE: city starts with "S"
CLUE: SomThing will COme and will be TaKeN as sOmething!

PS:look closer detectives! use the brain!

2007-05-19 12:25:06 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:24:49 · 8 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:24:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

seen the movie or read the book "Bridge to Terebithia" if u have what other endings do u think it might have had?

2007-05-19 12:23:53 · 8 answers · asked by ♥*Emily*♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm always cold below seventy five degrees.

2007-05-19 12:23:28 · 14 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:22:46 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Get so sick and tired of having 0 unread messages that you just email crap to yourself to make yourself feel better about yourself.... Because I have never done that.

2007-05-19 12:22:38 · 23 answers · asked by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:22:03 · 24 answers · asked by Chase 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:21:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can u read my mind??


i m now thinking of a number btw 100 n 500

2007-05-19 12:20:32 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:20:07 · 20 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:19:45 · 18 answers · asked by MrTwister 3 in Polls & Surveys

Im going on a road trip next week and i need alot of new songs for my ipod. Some of my favorite bands are HIM, The 69 Eyes, Cradle Of Filth, Dir en grey, The Rasmus, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Nightwish stuff like that. The more the better!

2007-05-19 12:19:05 · 20 answers · asked by heavy_metal_freak113 2 in Rock and Pop

Did you hear about the blonde who dialed information looking for the number to 9-1-1?

How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? M &M shells all over the floor.

How come the blonde bought the car with the sun roof? More leg room.

2007-05-19 12:18:51 · 11 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-19 12:18:13 · 36 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-19 12:17:40 · 12 answers · asked by Moanika 6 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-05-19 12:17:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys