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man, i'm hungry. i could go for a juicy burger right now. with some beer. god, i love beer. beer,beer,beer.. i have to take a piss. i hope she doesn't ask me anything cuz i'm totally not listening to her. and she better stop talking soon cuz i need to piss all of a sudden. how do i always get stuck pretending to listen?? at least she's hot. if i sit here long enough pretending to listen to her i wonder if she'll sleep with me. she seems like the type. hm..i could really just go for a beer. and sex. beer and sex. sex and beer. sex,sex,sex, beer, sex. i wonder what time the game's on tonight. i think i'll call ron and see what he's doing later so we can go to the bar and watch the game. and drink beer. and then i can come back and have sex with her because i can tell that she wants me, especially since i'm being such a good listener...

2007-05-19 12:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 2 0

two things:
where you left the remote
and
that the pretending to listen will get you points so you might get something later

2007-05-19 19:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by heartwhisperer2000 5 · 0 0

Absolutely Nothing.

2007-05-19 19:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mo 7 · 1 0

Sex. On average a man thinks about sex every six seconds.

2007-05-19 19:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was thinking what Glen wrote down,women.lol

2007-05-19 19:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0 0

cars
boats
speed vision channel
espn channel
what's to eat
naked chicks

2007-05-19 19:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by just curious 5 · 3 0

food , NASCAR, fashion models, nap, rock'n roll, her best friend, money, her mom (she's a hottie), my mom, work, Cindi Crawford, IRL racing, Hunting, Fishing, SI swimsuit edition, ............

2007-05-19 19:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Norman 7 · 2 0

either about cars sports the woman that's talking naked or other women naked or sex.

2007-05-19 19:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

"What time is the footy Hope I'll not miss it......
Did I lock my car?....... Oh I have to scratch myself again..... I wonder whats for dinner..........Wish I had a beer.........Her lips are moving....thats not good.....

2007-05-19 19:24:05 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 2 0

I know what I'm thinking about.. You know what your thinking about?

LOL

2007-05-19 19:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 6 · 2 0

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