Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. 'The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses.
"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."
"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."
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Saddam, sitting in the electric chair, is about to be executed.
"Do you have any last requests? asks Bush, who is the Chief Guest to do the honors of executing him.
"Yes," replies Saddam "Will you hold my hand?"
2007-05-19 12:30:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny speaking of jail ,yhere was a gay fellow who was going to the electric chair and he was sked the same question ,so this gay guy said as a last request,can i blow the fuse?!
2007-05-19 13:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I love all of them they were really funny u should do make more jokes
2007-05-19 19:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the first
well i love them all 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-19 19:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones! lol!
2007-05-19 20:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! Something to smile about on a rotten day.
2007-05-19 19:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-05-19 19:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by shorty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋