Did you hear about the blonde who dialed information looking for the number to 9-1-1?
How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? M &M shells all over the floor.
How come the blonde bought the car with the sun roof? More leg room.
2007-05-19 12:18:51 · 11 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-19 12:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the blonde who had windshield wipers installed on the inside of her car windows,so she could clean them! Or about the blonde who had a bump on her head.She tripped over the cordless phone.Two blondes went Duck Shooting. All the guys were doing it,they thought,so why not them. Took all the gear plus a dog with them. No luck all day. Saw men coming back with loads of ducks? What are we doing wrong? one blonde said. Other blonde- I told you. We should have thrown the dog higher!
2007-05-19 19:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two blondes drove to Disneyland but when they got to the exit sign to go there it said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home. Ha ha. And I'm a blonde.
2007-05-19 19:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by Eisbär 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blond and red head had a race, swimming, doing the breast stroke. The red head won. When the blond came 3 hours later she said,"Hey, u cheated, u didn't use ur breast.
2007-05-19 19:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by yellowmamba 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Love those Blonde jokes! LOL.
2007-05-19 19:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Mean ones but funny! lol!
2007-05-19 19:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They were all wack.
Not one was funny. Especially the last one, that was really stupid. The second one was just a dumb low blow, and everyone has heard the first one.
2007-05-19 19:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
i dont get the last one??
brit <3
2007-05-19 19:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
............ Not really funny.... I don't think they should be called jokes............................... Get funnier dude.....
2007-05-19 19:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by hahababy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that was lame
2007-05-19 19:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋