Entertainment & Music - 18 May 2007

If the UN gives me a license to kill gophers, where does PETA come into play?

2007-05-18 17:26:49 · 5 answers · asked by prouddaddy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:26:44 · 18 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Polls & Surveys

As you know, Vancouver will host the 2010 Winter Olympics. Here are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto, can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. ( Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: When did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the ViennaBoys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , right after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

2007-05-18 17:26:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 17:26:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with company.....tee hee....do you like the lights on or off.............and why.........

2007-05-18 17:25:11 · 27 answers · asked by Solace 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:23:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:23:38 · 13 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or , if you have a particular favourite, which is that?

why?

2007-05-18 17:23:19 · 36 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:21:29 · 7 answers · asked by Kiedis's Girl 2 in Celebrities

I'VE BEEN TO HUNDREDS THROUGH THE YEARS BUT MY MOST RECENT WAS " THE LAST OF THE BREED TOUR"...MERLE HAGGARD..WILLIE NELSON..AND RAY PRICE HERE IN DETROIT ON MARCH 23RD OF THIS YEAR!
TO SUM IT UP...WOW!!!!!!!!!! I WAS AMAZED AT THE ENERGY AND HOW GREAT THESE LEGENDS STILL LOOK AND SOUND AND MOST OF ALL I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HOW MANY "YOUNGER" FANS WERE WAITING IN LINE ! CLASSIC COUNTRY WILL NEVER DIE, THEY MAY NOT PLAY IT AS OFTEN ON THE RADIO BUT TRUE DIE HARD FANS WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-18 17:21:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-05-18 17:20:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:20:48 · 13 answers · asked by tiedtoarainbow 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:19:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-18 17:19:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I remember when i was a kid i use to wake up real early because i loved watching the cartoons. I wonder if kids still do that?

2007-05-18 17:18:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:18:25 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I Would !

2007-05-18 17:17:43 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:17:37 · 9 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Comics & Animation

any experiences? how about you?

2007-05-18 17:17:10 · 28 answers · asked by karen 5 in Polls & Surveys

how did daredevil become blind?

2007-05-18 17:16:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-05-18 17:16:05 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-05-18 17:15:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any more like this? i love it!

2007-05-18 17:14:04 · 5 answers · asked by ~mz. freaky_shye~ 2 in Celebrities

IF THERE IS A BETTER CATEGORY FOR THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! I really enjoy Digg.com but their podcast Diggnation is a joke. I want a podcast that talks about stories like on Digg.com without the f words and drunkinness. I don't want one that is biased either-like Democracy Now.

2007-05-18 17:13:35 · 1 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Radio

2007-05-18 17:12:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:12:07 · 40 answers · asked by Phyllobates 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:11:24 · 37 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:11:22 · 25 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-18 17:10:39 · 20 answers · asked by sara love 1 in Other - Entertainment

When was the last time and situation?

Did they try to cause you many problems?

How?

What did you do to resolve the situation?

2007-05-18 17:08:49 · 19 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys